Why doesn't he just hold his affordability talks at Mar-a-Loser and whoever in what Republicans privately call "flyover country" can afford $1 million a ticket can attend?
November 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Why doesn't he just hold his affordability talks at Mar-a-Loser and whoever in what Republicans privately call "flyover country" can afford $1 million a ticket can attend?
Just like how all the other alternate electors were hunted throughout US history. Oh wait, that never happened because no other president was such a petty criminal.
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Just like how all the other alternate electors were hunted throughout US history. Oh wait, that never happened because no other president was such a petty criminal.
WTF? American Eagle Jeans ? This is some sort hot take? We're talking about SNAP and healthcare over here - try to keep up, buddy.
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
WTF? American Eagle Jeans ? This is some sort hot take? We're talking about SNAP and healthcare over here - try to keep up, buddy.
It's official - she's still a bigoted loser.
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
It's official - she's still a bigoted loser.
Yes votes get primaries- no exceptions. Time for them to get off the fucking DC cocktail circuit and do their jobs!
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Yes votes get primaries- no exceptions. Time for them to get off the fucking DC cocktail circuit and do their jobs!
How in the hell is this even happening? Your colleagues need to grow a spine. Right here right now is where we need to hold the line.
November 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
How in the hell is this even happening? Your colleagues need to grow a spine. Right here right now is where we need to hold the line.
Soon people will be injecting themselves with syringes found in a back alley in hopes that maybe one of them will have some sort of medication in it.
November 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Soon people will be injecting themselves with syringes found in a back alley in hopes that maybe one of them will have some sort of medication in it.
If Rush Limbaugh and JD had a secret hate child...
November 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
If Rush Limbaugh and JD had a secret hate child...
Remember when those godless communists attacked the Capitol on Jan. 6 while waving atheist flags and flags with MARX printed on the American flag?
Yeah, no one does. Nice try, comrade!
Yeah, no one does. Nice try, comrade!
November 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Remember when those godless communists attacked the Capitol on Jan. 6 while waving atheist flags and flags with MARX printed on the American flag?
Yeah, no one does. Nice try, comrade!
Yeah, no one does. Nice try, comrade!
Looks like Trump's neuro-link had a complete empathy chip failure and he went into standby mode.
November 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Looks like Trump's neuro-link had a complete empathy chip failure and he went into standby mode.
Ctrl-Alt-Del; Elon's control chip has malfunctioned!
November 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Ctrl-Alt-Del; Elon's control chip has malfunctioned!
I'm saving this this for later in a special place that absolutely isn't a meme archive.
November 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I'm saving this this for later in a special place that absolutely isn't a meme archive.
I'll just come out and say it - this episode of Between Two Ferns really sucks.
November 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I'll just come out and say it - this episode of Between Two Ferns really sucks.
Or a golf tournament, or his son-in-law $2 billion, or...
November 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Or a golf tournament, or his son-in-law $2 billion, or...