Sum FatKid
@wunfatkid.bsky.social
I don’t know if I have the energy to rebuild this nonsense.
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Sum FatKid
@wunfatkid.bsky.social
· Feb 20
Remember that time like 10 days ago when I got in trouble on a social media platform cuz of the Super Bowl?
Go Birds.
Go Birds.
Did you play @macaroobanzai.bsky.social’s ‘This Is Not A Game About A Pipe’ yet and also when do you want to play ‘This Is Not A Game About A Pipe’?
November 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Did you play @macaroobanzai.bsky.social’s ‘This Is Not A Game About A Pipe’ yet and also when do you want to play ‘This Is Not A Game About A Pipe’?
Why do I have to ask my doctor about drugs for conditions I don’t even know I have?
Isn’t it their jorb to suggest stuff to me?
And on top of that the drug might make me grow a third arm, have weird dreams or die?
No thanks.
Isn’t it their jorb to suggest stuff to me?
And on top of that the drug might make me grow a third arm, have weird dreams or die?
No thanks.
November 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Why do I have to ask my doctor about drugs for conditions I don’t even know I have?
Isn’t it their jorb to suggest stuff to me?
And on top of that the drug might make me grow a third arm, have weird dreams or die?
No thanks.
Isn’t it their jorb to suggest stuff to me?
And on top of that the drug might make me grow a third arm, have weird dreams or die?
No thanks.
Did 3 loads of laundry and ran the dishwasher today.
Maybe I’ll vacuum tomorrow.
Maybe I’ll vacuum tomorrow.
November 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Did 3 loads of laundry and ran the dishwasher today.
Maybe I’ll vacuum tomorrow.
Maybe I’ll vacuum tomorrow.
Caught Stealing is on netflix.
Do I want to get it some of my time and attention?
Do I want to get it some of my time and attention?
November 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Caught Stealing is on netflix.
Do I want to get it some of my time and attention?
Do I want to get it some of my time and attention?
Anyone need a Half Dome Nachos?
November 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Anyone need a Half Dome Nachos?
What do I want for dinner?
November 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
What do I want for dinner?
Meant to post this catch yesterday so I can impress @dnlnwmn.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Meant to post this catch yesterday so I can impress @dnlnwmn.bsky.social
Don’t forget to take some time to close half the tabs in your phone’s browser before the new month starts.
November 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Don’t forget to take some time to close half the tabs in your phone’s browser before the new month starts.
My insides just moved some air around and it sounds like a washer emptying before a spin cycle.
Should I be worried or should I find a way to monetize it?
Should I be worried or should I find a way to monetize it?
November 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
My insides just moved some air around and it sounds like a washer emptying before a spin cycle.
Should I be worried or should I find a way to monetize it?
Should I be worried or should I find a way to monetize it?
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Why are you not using ALT text when posting images?
It’s a genuine question - visually-impaired folks rely on screen readers to announce alt text so they can understand an image's meaning and function, and you’re actively excluding them without providing it.
Perkins has a great guide to ALT text:
It’s a genuine question - visually-impaired folks rely on screen readers to announce alt text so they can understand an image's meaning and function, and you’re actively excluding them without providing it.
Perkins has a great guide to ALT text:
How to Write Alt Text and Image Descriptions for the visually impaired
Making your website and social media accessible to people with blindness and low vision.
www.perkins.org
November 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Why are you not using ALT text when posting images?
It’s a genuine question - visually-impaired folks rely on screen readers to announce alt text so they can understand an image's meaning and function, and you’re actively excluding them without providing it.
Perkins has a great guide to ALT text:
It’s a genuine question - visually-impaired folks rely on screen readers to announce alt text so they can understand an image's meaning and function, and you’re actively excluding them without providing it.
Perkins has a great guide to ALT text:
Operation Do Nothing Til Noon has been a great success.
Now to jam in all the morning chores I put off.
Now to jam in all the morning chores I put off.
November 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Operation Do Nothing Til Noon has been a great success.
Now to jam in all the morning chores I put off.
Now to jam in all the morning chores I put off.
Don’t let your partner become your crutch or your couch kids.
November 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Don’t let your partner become your crutch or your couch kids.
Dreamt last night that The Mystery Lady came up to visit and we got a chance to talk about everything and nothing.
It left me sad cuz I miss having someone to do that with.
Too bad I fucked it all up. Shouldn’t have done that.
It left me sad cuz I miss having someone to do that with.
Too bad I fucked it all up. Shouldn’t have done that.
November 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Dreamt last night that The Mystery Lady came up to visit and we got a chance to talk about everything and nothing.
It left me sad cuz I miss having someone to do that with.
Too bad I fucked it all up. Shouldn’t have done that.
It left me sad cuz I miss having someone to do that with.
Too bad I fucked it all up. Shouldn’t have done that.
6 Reese’s Cups and a yogurt are a healthy breakfast, right?
November 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
6 Reese’s Cups and a yogurt are a healthy breakfast, right?
Realizing that when I talk about ‘25 years ago’ I was already an ‘adult’ in college.
It’s no longer when I was little kid.
Someone should fix that cuz the passage of time is bullshit.
It’s no longer when I was little kid.
Someone should fix that cuz the passage of time is bullshit.
November 28, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Realizing that when I talk about ‘25 years ago’ I was already an ‘adult’ in college.
It’s no longer when I was little kid.
Someone should fix that cuz the passage of time is bullshit.
It’s no longer when I was little kid.
Someone should fix that cuz the passage of time is bullshit.
Need to figure out what pie I am taking to Pie Day Friday.
Narrowed it down to a broccoli/garlic white and a Boston Creme.
Narrowed it down to a broccoli/garlic white and a Boston Creme.
November 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Need to figure out what pie I am taking to Pie Day Friday.
Narrowed it down to a broccoli/garlic white and a Boston Creme.
Narrowed it down to a broccoli/garlic white and a Boston Creme.
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Anyone got $3200 I can hold?
November 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Anyone got $3200 I can hold?
Now we have peer pressure sports gambling?
Take down your friends and family along with yourself.
Hooray!
Take down your friends and family along with yourself.
Hooray!
November 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Now we have peer pressure sports gambling?
Take down your friends and family along with yourself.
Hooray!
Take down your friends and family along with yourself.
Hooray!
I just found out there are videos on YouTube of people playing coin pushers.
November 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I just found out there are videos on YouTube of people playing coin pushers.
Why does Santa Travolta use a credit card instead of making the toys?
November 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Why does Santa Travolta use a credit card instead of making the toys?
Did Mahomes get a concussion yet?
November 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Did Mahomes get a concussion yet?
I’m not hungry, I’m just bored and looking for stimulation.
November 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I’m not hungry, I’m just bored and looking for stimulation.
The best part of this football game is rooting for the meteor.
November 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The best part of this football game is rooting for the meteor.
Lotta Indiana marching bands on this parade.
Did they all come on the same bus?
Did they all come on the same bus?
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Lotta Indiana marching bands on this parade.
Did they all come on the same bus?
Did they all come on the same bus?