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certainement pas canadien
probably not wumpus
I post dumb things here sometimes

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Ya know the monkeys paw did technically grant my wish for the downfall of the American empire.
April 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
so someone asked me what i would do if i won the lottery and apparently buy 6 matching lincoln navigators for me and 5 friends to roll up to random places and all walk in suits and ear pieces to make people believe that the FBI was rolling up apparently wasnt the right answer
January 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Reposted
en fait le problème c'est que les gens ont pas conscience qu'une élection c'est pas un petit papier de temps en temps dans une boite

MAIS LE CHOIX LE PLUS IMPORTANT DE VOTRE VIE
November 9, 2024 at 1:09 AM
So given the current state of politics in America I'd like to take this time to remind everyone of the only safe form of sex in terms of pregnancy prevention. Pegging.
November 8, 2024 at 11:04 PM