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News from the Model U.N. simulation at the University of Wollongong, Australia. All reporting is fictional. Each fortnight, a new parody publication will take over this account.
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· May 21
READ: How the 1956 Suez Canal reform will affect the prices at Village Grocer.
Link in bio 🔗
Link in bio 🔗
OPINION: Anyone else getting a bit suspicious of USSR leader Nikita Khrushchev?
Just me?
Just me?
May 21, 2025 at 10:25 AM
OPINION: Anyone else getting a bit suspicious of USSR leader Nikita Khrushchev?
Just me?
Just me?
“TRICKY DICK”: Palestine leader accuses US claims of Jordanian unprofessionalism over pregnancy notes are absurd considering American plot to assassinate Canada PM.
May 21, 2025 at 10:20 AM
“TRICKY DICK”: Palestine leader accuses US claims of Jordanian unprofessionalism over pregnancy notes are absurd considering American plot to assassinate Canada PM.
🤰 Mrs Nixon is pregnant, according to King Hussein of Jordan.
May 21, 2025 at 10:14 AM
🤰 Mrs Nixon is pregnant, according to King Hussein of Jordan.
EXCLUSIVE: Canada PM receiving assassination threats from US administration.
Laurent wants to immediately close borders to the US.
Laurent wants to immediately close borders to the US.
May 21, 2025 at 10:13 AM
EXCLUSIVE: Canada PM receiving assassination threats from US administration.
Laurent wants to immediately close borders to the US.
Laurent wants to immediately close borders to the US.
EXCLUSIVE: King Hussein of Jordan admits intention to have sexual relations with Mrs Nixon.
Mr Nixon says he has a cuck chair at home. 🪑
Mr Nixon says he has a cuck chair at home. 🪑
May 21, 2025 at 10:11 AM
EXCLUSIVE: King Hussein of Jordan admits intention to have sexual relations with Mrs Nixon.
Mr Nixon says he has a cuck chair at home. 🪑
Mr Nixon says he has a cuck chair at home. 🪑
SECRET LOVE 💔 🤐
Our new investigative series exposes the scandalous letters sent by the French President to Egypt’s leader.
Our new investigative series exposes the scandalous letters sent by the French President to Egypt’s leader.
May 21, 2025 at 9:57 AM
SECRET LOVE 💔 🤐
Our new investigative series exposes the scandalous letters sent by the French President to Egypt’s leader.
Our new investigative series exposes the scandalous letters sent by the French President to Egypt’s leader.
EXCLUSIVE: Leaked documents reveal French administration ASSASSINATED Egypt President Nasser’s wife.
It comes after French Pres repeatedly wrote secret love letters to her wife.
It comes after French Pres repeatedly wrote secret love letters to her wife.
May 21, 2025 at 9:54 AM
EXCLUSIVE: Leaked documents reveal French administration ASSASSINATED Egypt President Nasser’s wife.
It comes after French Pres repeatedly wrote secret love letters to her wife.
It comes after French Pres repeatedly wrote secret love letters to her wife.
French President on the attacks on her house, accuses Iraq and Jordan govts of funding the bombings.
“It is unfair to bring this war to Europe.”
“It is unfair to bring this war to Europe.”
May 21, 2025 at 9:52 AM
French President on the attacks on her house, accuses Iraq and Jordan govts of funding the bombings.
“It is unfair to bring this war to Europe.”
“It is unfair to bring this war to Europe.”
EXCLUSIVE: Money funding the American extremist attacks on Paris has been traced back to the Jordanian administration.
Stay tuned for a live update from King Hussein.
Stay tuned for a live update from King Hussein.
May 21, 2025 at 9:42 AM
EXCLUSIVE: Money funding the American extremist attacks on Paris has been traced back to the Jordanian administration.
Stay tuned for a live update from King Hussein.
Stay tuned for a live update from King Hussein.
Jordan King responds to allegations of provoking American extremists to bomb Paris: “Just not true … Just because you can’t control your own people…”
May 21, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Jordan King responds to allegations of provoking American extremists to bomb Paris: “Just not true … Just because you can’t control your own people…”
Introducing our new investigative series, "Following the Money."
UOWTV will be looking at who funded the American libertarian extremist attacks on Paris.
UOWTV will be looking at who funded the American libertarian extremist attacks on Paris.
May 21, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Introducing our new investigative series, "Following the Money."
UOWTV will be looking at who funded the American libertarian extremist attacks on Paris.
UOWTV will be looking at who funded the American libertarian extremist attacks on Paris.
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: The Palais de l'Élysée, residence of the French President, has been bombed by Libertarian American extremists.
20 people injured, 5 dead. The President is safe.
Stay tuned for live updates.
20 people injured, 5 dead. The President is safe.
Stay tuned for live updates.
May 21, 2025 at 9:33 AM
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: The Palais de l'Élysée, residence of the French President, has been bombed by Libertarian American extremists.
20 people injured, 5 dead. The President is safe.
Stay tuned for live updates.
20 people injured, 5 dead. The President is safe.
Stay tuned for live updates.
BREAKING: Iraq will not reconsider the trade embargos.
"[They] were placed on western nations as a warning. Iraq would like to echo Canada's sentiment of peace. We did not want to end human life for this conflict." ––Iraq leader.
"[They] were placed on western nations as a warning. Iraq would like to echo Canada's sentiment of peace. We did not want to end human life for this conflict." ––Iraq leader.
May 21, 2025 at 9:25 AM
BREAKING: Iraq will not reconsider the trade embargos.
"[They] were placed on western nations as a warning. Iraq would like to echo Canada's sentiment of peace. We did not want to end human life for this conflict." ––Iraq leader.
"[They] were placed on western nations as a warning. Iraq would like to echo Canada's sentiment of peace. We did not want to end human life for this conflict." ––Iraq leader.
🚨 BREAKING: The French have dropped eight bombs on Baghdad, Iraq.
May 21, 2025 at 9:17 AM
🚨 BREAKING: The French have dropped eight bombs on Baghdad, Iraq.
🚨🚨 USSR THREATENS TO BOMB FRANCE
“I think it’s very unjust after our long alliance during both world wars. I’m heartbroken over this course of action.” —France Pres.
“I think it’s very unjust after our long alliance during both world wars. I’m heartbroken over this course of action.” —France Pres.
May 21, 2025 at 9:12 AM
🚨🚨 USSR THREATENS TO BOMB FRANCE
“I think it’s very unjust after our long alliance during both world wars. I’m heartbroken over this course of action.” —France Pres.
“I think it’s very unjust after our long alliance during both world wars. I’m heartbroken over this course of action.” —France Pres.
BREAKING: France President is having sexual relations with Egypt President’s wife.
“I’m not taking about the Suez Canal. I’m talking about HER canal.”
“I’m not taking about the Suez Canal. I’m talking about HER canal.”
May 21, 2025 at 9:09 AM
BREAKING: France President is having sexual relations with Egypt President’s wife.
“I’m not taking about the Suez Canal. I’m talking about HER canal.”
“I’m not taking about the Suez Canal. I’m talking about HER canal.”
Canada PM: “I feel like a child of divorced parents being the US and Middle East.”
May 21, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Canada PM: “I feel like a child of divorced parents being the US and Middle East.”
Live from the Constantinople convention: USSR leader is willing to “do whatever it takes” to ensure a ceasefire in the region.
(Picture unrelated)
(Picture unrelated)
May 21, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Live from the Constantinople convention: USSR leader is willing to “do whatever it takes” to ensure a ceasefire in the region.
(Picture unrelated)
(Picture unrelated)
🚨 BREAKING: Iraq will place an immediate oil embargo on the USA, France, Israel and the UK. 🛢️
Iraq will continue to trade with Asia and Russia.
Iraq will continue to trade with Asia and Russia.
May 21, 2025 at 8:52 AM
🚨 BREAKING: Iraq will place an immediate oil embargo on the USA, France, Israel and the UK. 🛢️
Iraq will continue to trade with Asia and Russia.
Iraq will continue to trade with Asia and Russia.
🚨 Developing now: Israel to stage organised worker strikes in France over snail eating.
Is it possible the protests are about something much more significant? Not likely. 🐌
Is it possible the protests are about something much more significant? Not likely. 🐌
May 21, 2025 at 8:51 AM
🚨 Developing now: Israel to stage organised worker strikes in France over snail eating.
Is it possible the protests are about something much more significant? Not likely. 🐌
Is it possible the protests are about something much more significant? Not likely. 🐌
READ NOW: How Canada PM's plans to branch off her country from the USA could impact the toastie machine at campus favourite Piccolo Me.
#ThisIsUOW
#ThisIsUOW
May 21, 2025 at 8:40 AM
READ NOW: How Canada PM's plans to branch off her country from the USA could impact the toastie machine at campus favourite Piccolo Me.
#ThisIsUOW
#ThisIsUOW
Israel PM David “Dave” Ben Gurion, known to friends as Dave or even Dav, perhaps D-man, or even Big Dog Dave, tries to squeeze the US for every last drop. 🇮🇱
May 21, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Israel PM David “Dave” Ben Gurion, known to friends as Dave or even Dav, perhaps D-man, or even Big Dog Dave, tries to squeeze the US for every last drop. 🇮🇱
LEAKED DOCUMENT reveal a possible love blossoming between French President Coty and Egypt President Nasser. 😍
But this is 1956 so I think they’re actually just really close friends instead.
But this is 1956 so I think they’re actually just really close friends instead.
May 21, 2025 at 8:34 AM
LEAKED DOCUMENT reveal a possible love blossoming between French President Coty and Egypt President Nasser. 😍
But this is 1956 so I think they’re actually just really close friends instead.
But this is 1956 so I think they’re actually just really close friends instead.
King Hussein of Jordan:
“You like kebabs, falafel, hommus and oil? Join us!”
Read our UOW kebab tier list, link in bio. 🔗
“You like kebabs, falafel, hommus and oil? Join us!”
Read our UOW kebab tier list, link in bio. 🔗
May 21, 2025 at 8:29 AM
King Hussein of Jordan:
“You like kebabs, falafel, hommus and oil? Join us!”
Read our UOW kebab tier list, link in bio. 🔗
“You like kebabs, falafel, hommus and oil? Join us!”
Read our UOW kebab tier list, link in bio. 🔗
From our foreign affairs writer:
"Muslim extremists throwing improvised explosives at the ships in the Suez canal are extremely ineffective. I mean, these are Molotov cocktails hitting the hull of the boat... It's useless."
Read the full story in our bio 🔗
"Muslim extremists throwing improvised explosives at the ships in the Suez canal are extremely ineffective. I mean, these are Molotov cocktails hitting the hull of the boat... It's useless."
Read the full story in our bio 🔗
May 21, 2025 at 8:26 AM
From our foreign affairs writer:
"Muslim extremists throwing improvised explosives at the ships in the Suez canal are extremely ineffective. I mean, these are Molotov cocktails hitting the hull of the boat... It's useless."
Read the full story in our bio 🔗
"Muslim extremists throwing improvised explosives at the ships in the Suez canal are extremely ineffective. I mean, these are Molotov cocktails hitting the hull of the boat... It's useless."
Read the full story in our bio 🔗