i'll be the bleeding heart with a line out the garage door serving soup to the vagrants, scamps, and the ne'er do wells. i'll never have money but i'll be well defended by the unwashed if someone tries to start shit with me, not that i'll need the help what with my trusty sawed-off in tow

i'm talking about it with my kid and he just suggested they rename the strom thurmond room in cory booker's honor and you know what? the kid is right

omg pls tell andi and chunk i love them

the 7/11s in the philippines sell armpit whitening cream

also wow what a terrible time to come to LA :(

aww i wish idve known you were here, i work at lax now! i'll buy you lunch in the airport next time

see what caused me to post this is being in the bathroom at fucking LAX and being forced to listen to a really graphic and violent horror scene of some sort filled with profanity. like it sounded like something i'd watch and im always down for filth but my god there are children in here