Weird Things People Do
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Husband: I am a grown man, stop mothering me.
Also husband: Have you seen my keys? Have you seen my wallet? Where did we park? I don't have clean underwear.
Also husband: Have you seen my keys? Have you seen my wallet? Where did we park? I don't have clean underwear.
December 31, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Husband: I am a grown man, stop mothering me.
Also husband: Have you seen my keys? Have you seen my wallet? Where did we park? I don't have clean underwear.
Also husband: Have you seen my keys? Have you seen my wallet? Where did we park? I don't have clean underwear.
you ever restart the entire song if somebody talks over your favorite part
December 31, 2025 at 12:00 AM
you ever restart the entire song if somebody talks over your favorite part
When I do laundry I be wanting to take my clothes off I got on so everything be clean
December 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
When I do laundry I be wanting to take my clothes off I got on so everything be clean
Having a good heart will sometimes attract those who have bad intentions. Listen to your intuition, it'll guide & protect you.
December 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Having a good heart will sometimes attract those who have bad intentions. Listen to your intuition, it'll guide & protect you.
My toxic trait is When I find out someone doesn't like me, I try to make it worse.
December 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
My toxic trait is When I find out someone doesn't like me, I try to make it worse.
THE WORST PART ABOUT PARALLEL PARKING IS THE WITNESSES
December 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
THE WORST PART ABOUT PARALLEL PARKING IS THE WITNESSES
sometimes I really do wonder how many beautiful poems or lyrics or how many stories of meaningful human experience we've lost in the diaries or notebooks of young girls because men didn't think they were worth keeping.
December 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
sometimes I really do wonder how many beautiful poems or lyrics or how many stories of meaningful human experience we've lost in the diaries or notebooks of young girls because men didn't think they were worth keeping.
My fav person's name start with a J.
Yours?
Yours?
December 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
My fav person's name start with a J.
Yours?
Yours?
Women getting an attitude because they miss you is a real thing.
December 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Women getting an attitude because they miss you is a real thing.
Entering my new era of being single after my long era of also being single.
December 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Entering my new era of being single after my long era of also being single.
I wish I could go back to the day I met you and just walk away.
December 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I wish I could go back to the day I met you and just walk away.
I'm such a homebody, I be in the house like I'm on probation.
December 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I'm such a homebody, I be in the house like I'm on probation.
"you never post anything"
yeah you ain't on my private story
yeah you ain't on my private story
December 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
"you never post anything"
yeah you ain't on my private story
yeah you ain't on my private story
I used to think our parents were sooo strict, but watching these kids today, I think our parents saved our lives.
December 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I used to think our parents were sooo strict, but watching these kids today, I think our parents saved our lives.
Sometimes I like to turn on a movie, turn the other way and go to sleep.
December 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Sometimes I like to turn on a movie, turn the other way and go to sleep.
I can give u head or a headache bb it all depends on u
December 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I can give u head or a headache bb it all depends on u
Yall lucky if you have my attention, cause ignoring people is my hobby.
December 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Yall lucky if you have my attention, cause ignoring people is my hobby.
Girls be like "omg i have so much to do" and just lay down and do nothing.
It's me. I'm Girls.
It's me. I'm Girls.
December 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Girls be like "omg i have so much to do" and just lay down and do nothing.
It's me. I'm Girls.
It's me. I'm Girls.
Watching your first born grow up makes you so emotional. That child taught me everything and changed my entire life in all the best ways.
December 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Watching your first born grow up makes you so emotional. That child taught me everything and changed my entire life in all the best ways.
It's finally "I can drink the water I left in my car overnight" season
December 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It's finally "I can drink the water I left in my car overnight" season
Your bill is ready to view. Well I'm not ready to view it.
December 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Your bill is ready to view. Well I'm not ready to view it.
I'm the easiest person to cut off, all you gotta do is stop talking to me and ima do the same
December 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I'm the easiest person to cut off, all you gotta do is stop talking to me and ima do the same
I will never have a welcome mat at my house because I ain't a liar
December 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I will never have a welcome mat at my house because I ain't a liar
Not to be dramatic but the sun setting at 5:00pm everyday has ruined my life
December 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Not to be dramatic but the sun setting at 5:00pm everyday has ruined my life
One thing about me... my face is gonna say it before my mouth does
December 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
One thing about me... my face is gonna say it before my mouth does