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Wings of Fire With Swears
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Is this account a good idea? Probably not. Am I doing it anyway? Yes, yes I am.
Many spoilers for all books lie within.
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A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Lost Heir. This confusing panel contains five Tsunamis having the following conversation: Tsunami 1: "What the fuck, why is there five of me?" Tsunami 2: "Wait, this could be good." Tsunami 3: "We can get so much done!" Tsunami 4: "Won't this be confusing?" Tsunami 5: "Naah, let's go fuck some bitches up!"
June 5, 2024 at 4:00 PM
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A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Lost Heir. Tsunami, Riptide, and a few other SeaWings are flying toward the island that hides the Summer Palace. Tsunami is saying, "This island looks like shit." Riptide is responding, "Screw you."
June 3, 2024 at 5:28 PM
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A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dark Secret. Most of this panel is a close-up of Queen Battlewinner's mouth opened wide. Someone off panel is saying, "Oh shit! Your breath smells like... well, it smells like farts."
May 21, 2024 at 5:21 PM
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A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dark Secret. Starflight and Fatespeaker are looking at a large map, and starflight is pointing at it and saying, "I could draw a way better map than this pile of donkey turds."
May 20, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dark Secret. In this panel, Starflight is flying through the rain looking fucking terrified as always, and there is a ghostly apparition of Sunny flying behind him. Starflight's head is turned away from her, and he's thinking, "Oh shit. Don't look at the ghost. Don't look at the ghost."
May 7, 2024 at 3:32 PM
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A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dragonet Prophecy. This scene features Clay with his neck and wings bound by metal clamps and chains, and Peril is behind him, looking into the distance and saying, "Just look at that complete clusterfuck!"
April 18, 2024 at 4:05 PM
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A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Hidden Kingdom. This scene appears to be set in some kind of rocky cavern. Starflight is looking startled and saying, "Clay, what are you doing here?" Clay has an absolutely manic grin and is responding, "I've been swimming in fucking lava!"
April 17, 2024 at 3:42 PM
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A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dark Secret. In this scene, Mastermind is turning to look at Starflight and he's saying, "Starflight?" Starflight is wide-eyed and looks startled as hell. He's responding, "Oh fuck don't kill me!"
March 31, 2024 at 10:19 PM
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A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dark Secret. In this scene, Starflight is flying over lava, narrowly avoiding a blast of steam from the lava and shouting, "SHIIIIIIIT!!"
March 31, 2024 at 1:10 AM
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A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dragonet Prophecy. This panel is filled by a ramshackle MudWong hut. There is a clattering sound coming from the inside, and someone is shouting, "GET off of me, you jackass!"
March 28, 2024 at 8:09 PM
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A photoshopped parent from the graphic novel version of The Dark Secret. This panel is entirely composed of Grandeur looking cranky and saying, "Sure, I'll do all of that just as soon as I stop being too old for this shit."
March 27, 2024 at 4:01 PM
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A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dark Secret. In this panel, Starflight is putting a dreamvisitor into his mouth, and thinking to himself, "This thing tastes like ass."
March 26, 2024 at 3:40 PM
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A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dragonet Prophecy. In this panel, Blister and Kestrel are standing at the edge of a cliff with Blister's left foreleg laying across Kestrel's shoulders. They're both looking smug as shit, and Blister is saying, "Just look at us. We fucking rock."
March 26, 2024 at 12:26 AM
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A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Brightest Night. In this panel, Sunny is flying behind Thorn. Sunny is shouting, "Hey you, shitbiscuit!" Thorn is responding, "I've been called lots of things in my life, but that's the strangest and the best."
March 23, 2024 at 1:18 AM
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A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dragonet Prophecy. In this panel, Clay is just standing around with a neutral expression. Someone off-panel is saying, "The first hatched is always the biggest." Umber is doing some kind of mid-air flip behind Clay with a fucking manic expression. He is saying, "And you have the biggest ass ever!"
March 21, 2024 at 4:14 PM
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A photoshopped page from the graphic novel version of The Dragonet Prophecy. The full-page illustration is a ground point-of-view of about fifteen of the prisoner towers at the SkyWing arena during a clear, starry night. The towers and the dragons atop them are shrouded in darkness, but they are all singing, "The dragonets are coming They're coming to save the day! They know how to fight, For they know what's right! The dragonets! Fuck yeah!!!"
March 20, 2024 at 4:17 PM
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A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Hidden Kingdom. In this panel, kinkajou is crouching down in an awkward position, trying to look mean, but looking absolutely goofy as hell instead. She is shouting, "RAWR!" Someone off-panel is responding, "Seriously? What the fuck, Kinkajou."
March 20, 2024 at 3:00 AM
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A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Brightest Night. In this panel, Sunny is looking up at Glory and saying, "Uh Glory, why are you cosplaying as a SandWing?" Glory, who is indeed in full-on SandWing colors, is responding, "Mind your own fucking business, that's why."
March 18, 2024 at 4:30 PM
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A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Hidden Kingdom. In this scene, Glory is smelling green vapors with a fucking disgusted look on her face. She is shouting, "Who farted?!"
March 17, 2024 at 4:15 PM
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A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Lost Heir. In this scene, Tsunami and Whirlpool are swimming at the surface of an underground lake, and Tsunami is swimming away, looking pissed as hell. Whirlpool is saying, "All knowledge can be found in the queen's writing." And Tsunami is responding, "You're a shitty fucking teacher, Whirlpool."
March 16, 2024 at 6:54 PM
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A photoshopped page from the graphic novel version of The Dragonet Prophecy. This page prominently features Clay, with the other Dragonets of Destiny cuddling up around him, except for Starflight, who looks mildly terrified. Clay is saying, "We fucking stick together, no matter what the hell happens." Descriptive text around him says: "Can hold breath for an hour during daring escape plan." "Immune to fire." "Surprisingly musical." "Biggest ass in the world." "Not a fucking moster." "Maybe a fucking hero." "Definitely our fucking bigwings."
March 14, 2024 at 8:46 PM
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A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dragonet Prophecy. In this panel, Starflight is looking up at Clay. It's a shitty scan, and the part of the image with Starflight is blurry, as if he's shaking. Starflight is saying, "Do you have the scrolls?" And Clay is responding, "I don't have your fuckin' scrolls!"
March 14, 2024 at 12:31 PM
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A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dragonet Prophecy. This panel is a fucking glorious landscape with a beautiful river running through a lush forest, with the SkyWing palace in the distant background. Kestrel and Peril are standing next to the river in the foreground, both looking across it. Peril is saying, "Was anything she told me true?" And Kestrel is responding, "Not a damned thing."
March 13, 2024 at 2:46 AM
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A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dragonet Prophecy. In this panel, Clay is looking at Reed, Marsh, Pheasant, Sora, and Umber, who are not only looking dejected as hell, but are significantly browner in color than he is. Clay is saying, "Wow, you five look like shit."
March 11, 2024 at 9:12 PM
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A photoshopped page from the graphic novel version of The Dragonet Prophecy. In this scene, Glory is watching Tsunami eat a cow, and they're having the following conversation: TSUNAMI: Only if I get to pick what we study. GLORY: No, not the three queens again. GLORY: Don't make us act it out! TSUNAMI: The three queens again, good idea, Glory! GLORY: Fuck you. Additionally, there is descriptive text around both dragons. Tsunami's text says: "Can fight anything." "Will fight your ass." "Sees in the dark." "Breathes underwater." "Some of her scales glow on the dark." "Thinks she's a fucking princess. Acts like the fucking queen. Will boss you around as if she's the fucking queen." Glory's text says: "Beautiful and smart!" "Sarcastic as hell." "Scales turn gorgeous colors." "The asshole guardians call her lazy and stupid. Not fucking lazy. Not fucking stupid. Will bite you though."
March 8, 2024 at 11:02 PM