Many congratulations! Hope it goes well.

As a disabled person, thank you for your column today.

You realise you do actually have to announce it on here first, my dear fellow...? 🤦‍♂️ Either way - and whether you like it or not - I'll see you in Milton Keynes: tickets have been bought and logistics are already well in hand.

You're ignoring Rock 'n' Roll Mercenaries? You can't ignore Rock 'n' Roll Mercenaries! (Check out the video - it's really quite something.)

You may want to change your display name to, er, your name. I couldn't find you when I searched for Jarrod Dickenson. I had to locate you via that shady Ford bloke.

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