MAGDA - Make America Great Depression Again

I’m pretty sure that is witchcraft.

I myself have always been pulling for spontaneous human combustion.

When I was a kid, they made me think that was something to worry about. Like you might just go to sleep and then burst into flames. So yeah, I’m good with that for the competitors.

Spitcoin wet dream tomato!

I don’t think I have any desire to play DnD, but I applaud you and your take on resolutions. I like it so much better than those aspirational things that we know we’re not even going to try to do. I’m going to follow your lead and resolve to do something that I think I’ll enjoy.

Can't she just Hawk Tuah and spit on that thang to make it rise again?

Somebody needs to. Some of the stuff in there is harmful to minors.

I meant to say sedentary lifestyle and abominable diet, but sedentary diet and abominable lifestyle would work too.

Oh lord, please let the natural aging process, a sedentary diet, and abominable diet take that off the table.

Have we had the press release complaining that the arrest is all political and a witch-hunt?

That is inspiring.