William Salyers
@wsalyers.bsky.social
Actor and voice guy. Rigby, Doc Ock, Mordin Solus, Bruce Banner. You've heard me in something.
This AI slop is an actual ad the Cuomo campaign made, posted, and then deleted. See how many ugly stereotypes you can spot (warning: don't make it a drinking game, you'll be hospitalized).
October 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
This AI slop is an actual ad the Cuomo campaign made, posted, and then deleted. See how many ugly stereotypes you can spot (warning: don't make it a drinking game, you'll be hospitalized).
Well, the slick, mass-produced protest signs Pam Bondi said we were getting from George Soros never showed up, so we had to make our own. Hell, we haven't even received our Soros check for the LAST #NoKings rally. I guess we'll just have to do it for the love of our country.
October 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Well, the slick, mass-produced protest signs Pam Bondi said we were getting from George Soros never showed up, so we had to make our own. Hell, we haven't even received our Soros check for the LAST #NoKings rally. I guess we'll just have to do it for the love of our country.
Same, blobfish. Same.
July 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Same, blobfish. Same.
One is a creepy, slug-shaped, alien mob boss who pervs on powerless women, and the other is Jabba the Hutt.
July 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
One is a creepy, slug-shaped, alien mob boss who pervs on powerless women, and the other is Jabba the Hutt.
If a fire breaks out and the only safe escape route is Stair 1 Roof Access, most of the men are goners.
May 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
If a fire breaks out and the only safe escape route is Stair 1 Roof Access, most of the men are goners.
Jasmine Crockett's scathing video response to Donald Trump calling her a "Low IQ person."
May 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Jasmine Crockett's scathing video response to Donald Trump calling her a "Low IQ person."
We are all this discarded sectional.
April 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
We are all this discarded sectional.
At Yellow City Comics Convention this past weekend in Amarillo, Texas. This was my panel with William Ofoegbu, Beau Billingslea, Andy Merrill and moderator Travis Tidmore.
April 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
At Yellow City Comics Convention this past weekend in Amarillo, Texas. This was my panel with William Ofoegbu, Beau Billingslea, Andy Merrill and moderator Travis Tidmore.
Good morning, Lexington!
March 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Good morning, Lexington!
