Wry Wood
@wry-wood.bsky.social
Former King of Karate, former Lawn Dart Olympian, current Fat Dad.
S’mores in theory are better than S’mores in practice.
June 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
S’mores in theory are better than S’mores in practice.
June 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
WWJDD? Block first.
(What would John Darnielle do?)
(What would John Darnielle do?)
block first
when you see one of these guys
block first
here in the blue blue skies
save your dunks for later
tip your waiter
block first
when you see one of these guys
block first
here in the blue blue skies
save your dunks for later
tip your waiter
block first
This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.
June 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
WWJDD? Block first.
(What would John Darnielle do?)
(What would John Darnielle do?)
Junior’s journey thru the American Canon continues. Making our way thru Phineas and Ferb.
a cartoon of perry the platypus holding hands with a man
ALT: a cartoon of perry the platypus holding hands with a man
media.tenor.com
June 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Junior’s journey thru the American Canon continues. Making our way thru Phineas and Ferb.
I suspect I’d have an allergic reaction to fentanyl-laced coke, too.
June 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I suspect I’d have an allergic reaction to fentanyl-laced coke, too.
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
'Cause you're evil, and you lie
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
'Cause you're evil, and you lie
June 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
'Cause you're evil, and you lie
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
'Cause you're evil, and you lie
No kings. Learned this when I was six.
Get out there and make some fucking noise
youtu.be/WvOZs3g3qIo?...
Get out there and make some fucking noise
youtu.be/WvOZs3g3qIo?...
SchoolHouse Rock - No More Kings
YouTube video by tennesseejed93
youtu.be
June 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
No kings. Learned this when I was six.
Get out there and make some fucking noise
youtu.be/WvOZs3g3qIo?...
Get out there and make some fucking noise
youtu.be/WvOZs3g3qIo?...
What the cock is this shit? This unchecked aggression has to end.
June 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
What the cock is this shit? This unchecked aggression has to end.
Affection for Spaceballs movie > actual Spaceballs movie
June 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Affection for Spaceballs movie > actual Spaceballs movie
If you think deploying ICE to detain your neighbors is right - PLEASE - go away. If you think starving people in Gaza is right - PLEASE - go away. Feel free to comment your contrary opinion here, so I can block you.
Fuck ICE, Free Palestine.
Fuck ICE, Free Palestine.
June 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
If you think deploying ICE to detain your neighbors is right - PLEASE - go away. If you think starving people in Gaza is right - PLEASE - go away. Feel free to comment your contrary opinion here, so I can block you.
Fuck ICE, Free Palestine.
Fuck ICE, Free Palestine.
Leon and Tmurp both staring out the window listening to ‘When I Was Your Man’ on repeat. Break-ups are tough.
June 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Leon and Tmurp both staring out the window listening to ‘When I Was Your Man’ on repeat. Break-ups are tough.
The perfect 50th anniversary gift from Talking Heads. Makes a great song even better.
youtu.be/CJ54eImz88w
youtu.be/CJ54eImz88w
Talking Heads - Psycho Killer (Official Video)
YouTube video by Talking Heads
youtu.be
June 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The perfect 50th anniversary gift from Talking Heads. Makes a great song even better.
youtu.be/CJ54eImz88w
youtu.be/CJ54eImz88w
Junior: Dad, maybe we can buy a new car once Donald Trump stops being president (she’s five)
May 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Junior: Dad, maybe we can buy a new car once Donald Trump stops being president (she’s five)
Spoiler alert; secret is they are Jedis.
May 29, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Spoiler alert; secret is they are Jedis.
My *55th* bought on release day starting with It in 1986?? God damn. Thank you, thank you @stephenking.bsky.social — I’ve tried to be as constant a reader as I could. 📚💙
May 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
My *55th* bought on release day starting with It in 1986?? God damn. Thank you, thank you @stephenking.bsky.social — I’ve tried to be as constant a reader as I could. 📚💙
Before you eat all the hotdogs and drink all the beers this weekend, please take a moment to reflect, remember, and honor those who made the ultimate sacrifice and all who continue to serve.
May 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Before you eat all the hotdogs and drink all the beers this weekend, please take a moment to reflect, remember, and honor those who made the ultimate sacrifice and all who continue to serve.
Breaking: Nohm revises her definition of habeas corpus as having the corpse of a dog she’s shot
May 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Breaking: Nohm revises her definition of habeas corpus as having the corpse of a dog she’s shot
Finally got around to reading about what life was like ten years ago 📚💙 💡📚
May 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Finally got around to reading about what life was like ten years ago 📚💙 💡📚
Pizzaballa, I hardly knew ya.
May 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Pizzaballa, I hardly knew ya.
I used to be Somebody, now I am just a fat dad with a hummingbird feeder
May 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I used to be Somebody, now I am just a fat dad with a hummingbird feeder
Breaking: Based on his viewing habits from the weekend, Tmurp also to reopen Oswald State Correctional Facility, Shawshank State Prison, Azkaban and the Phantom Zone.
May 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Breaking: Based on his viewing habits from the weekend, Tmurp also to reopen Oswald State Correctional Facility, Shawshank State Prison, Azkaban and the Phantom Zone.
Preach, kiddo. RFK Jr is just another recreational-drug addled, rich buffoon.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=mPGT...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=mPGT...
N.J. 4th grader calls out RFK Jr. following comments about autism
YouTube video by NJ.com
m.youtube.com
May 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Preach, kiddo. RFK Jr is just another recreational-drug addled, rich buffoon.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=mPGT...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=mPGT...
So happy that the Force is strong with her.
May 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
So happy that the Force is strong with her.