You’re having a good time and then suddenly you remember something embarrassing from years ago and the times are no longer good

Do you ever just crave a ham and cheese hot pocket?

“Where did you get a loaf of bread?”

Since some body spray and lotion has glitter in it, do you think the Cullens could go outside and when they sparkle blame it on that?

Everyday I go back and forth between wanting to grow my hair out longer and wanting to shave it all off cause it’s overstimulating

I’m convinced Edward and I are the same person. Both awkward to have a conversation with. Both will walk away mid conversation. “Well then I hope you enjoy disappointment”

Chris Murse is an excellent drag name for someone that loves the holidays

I thought I had seen the extended edition of lord of the rings before, but so far I’ve been surprised when all the new scenes happen

When BBW candles or soap go on sale, I fully turn into a white woman and spend far too much

Hi blue sky, I never mastered the other app so let’s see if I can figure out how to use this one