The Traveler
@wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social
Just a casual observer. I like gaming and cats and all kinds of food and cats again but never as food and comics and dogs I guess and the fact that every scandal in your timeline is called whatevergate.
We spent millions on advertising!
Cuomo: good!
And we have the bot farms churning out 9/11 memorials in November!
Cuomo: ok...
Oh!! And you got ringing endorsements from Elon musk and Donald Trump!
Cuomo:
Cuomo: good!
And we have the bot farms churning out 9/11 memorials in November!
Cuomo: ok...
Oh!! And you got ringing endorsements from Elon musk and Donald Trump!
Cuomo:
a cartoon drawing of a flower with sunglasses and the words fffffffff
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a flower with sunglasses and the words fffffffff
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
We spent millions on advertising!
Cuomo: good!
And we have the bot farms churning out 9/11 memorials in November!
Cuomo: ok...
Oh!! And you got ringing endorsements from Elon musk and Donald Trump!
Cuomo:
Cuomo: good!
And we have the bot farms churning out 9/11 memorials in November!
Cuomo: ok...
Oh!! And you got ringing endorsements from Elon musk and Donald Trump!
Cuomo:
Maga removing "you sound vaccinated" from their bag of canned replies after Trump's medical report is released:
a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in the park .
ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in the park .
media.tenor.com
October 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Maga removing "you sound vaccinated" from their bag of canned replies after Trump's medical report is released:
Things every video game should have:
Exit saves
The ability to pause if you're offline (looking at you, from software),
Change size and color of text
Streamer friendly mode (replaces copyright music)
A fan base that isn't triggered by the thought of accessibility options
Exit saves
The ability to pause if you're offline (looking at you, from software),
Change size and color of text
Streamer friendly mode (replaces copyright music)
A fan base that isn't triggered by the thought of accessibility options
September 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Things every video game should have:
Exit saves
The ability to pause if you're offline (looking at you, from software),
Change size and color of text
Streamer friendly mode (replaces copyright music)
A fan base that isn't triggered by the thought of accessibility options
Exit saves
The ability to pause if you're offline (looking at you, from software),
Change size and color of text
Streamer friendly mode (replaces copyright music)
A fan base that isn't triggered by the thought of accessibility options
Any other animes like this
September 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Any other animes like this
I pronounce bologna the way it is spelled and refer to "milk" as "cow juice." That is all. That is the post.
August 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I pronounce bologna the way it is spelled and refer to "milk" as "cow juice." That is all. That is the post.
Another proposal: every pro ice Facebook post at this point will be a considered a job application to replace a migrant; doing the jobs they "stole from us". Let's see Dean Cain toiling in the fields, being assaulted by pesticides and the harsh sun.
August 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Another proposal: every pro ice Facebook post at this point will be a considered a job application to replace a migrant; doing the jobs they "stole from us". Let's see Dean Cain toiling in the fields, being assaulted by pesticides and the harsh sun.
Here's who pays the bill. Every single dickhead that enjoyed the fruits of citizens united. Every single dollar of annual net profit above 100,000,000 that would otherwise be destined for some board/CEO bonuses goes right into the Treasury until we no longer have a deficit
youtu.be/C2K-FryxkW8?...
youtu.be/C2K-FryxkW8?...
The Big Beautiful Bill Explained Using Bananas
YouTube video by MonkeyExplains
youtu.be
August 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Here's who pays the bill. Every single dickhead that enjoyed the fruits of citizens united. Every single dollar of annual net profit above 100,000,000 that would otherwise be destined for some board/CEO bonuses goes right into the Treasury until we no longer have a deficit
youtu.be/C2K-FryxkW8?...
youtu.be/C2K-FryxkW8?...
I'm not sad that Ozzy died. I'm envious. How many people get to live a ripe, old age, have a family, see the whole world, never ever descend from their absolute peak, be guaranteed to be part of the zeitgeist for centuries and go out on a high note? What more could a person want?
July 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I'm not sad that Ozzy died. I'm envious. How many people get to live a ripe, old age, have a family, see the whole world, never ever descend from their absolute peak, be guaranteed to be part of the zeitgeist for centuries and go out on a high note? What more could a person want?
They crumble when you talk about republicans blocking the Epstein list and don't fall for their deflections
July 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
They crumble when you talk about republicans blocking the Epstein list and don't fall for their deflections
Anyone else feel bad for people who have the surname "Epstein" but no relation to Trump's best friend? They should get a coupon for a free legal name change.
July 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Anyone else feel bad for people who have the surname "Epstein" but no relation to Trump's best friend? They should get a coupon for a free legal name change.
Fallout 5 should have "race" selection that's tied to the plot dragon quest style and comes with strengths and weaknesses. Like super mutants can't sneak worth a damn, get penalties to lockpick and can't mod weapons due to "sausage fingers" but they get massive D/R/melee power and bonus intimidation
July 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Fallout 5 should have "race" selection that's tied to the plot dragon quest style and comes with strengths and weaknesses. Like super mutants can't sneak worth a damn, get penalties to lockpick and can't mod weapons due to "sausage fingers" but they get massive D/R/melee power and bonus intimidation
I never repost this shit but... Fuck me. Dumbass did the meme
July 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I never repost this shit but... Fuck me. Dumbass did the meme
@thedevil.bsky.social
If you're looking for new souls, no need to bother with Faustian deals and giving Ferraris to dipshits that would probably wind up in hell anyway. Just offer an opportunity to kick trump in the balls to anyone who signs the obligatory binding contract
If you're looking for new souls, no need to bother with Faustian deals and giving Ferraris to dipshits that would probably wind up in hell anyway. Just offer an opportunity to kick trump in the balls to anyone who signs the obligatory binding contract
July 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
@thedevil.bsky.social
If you're looking for new souls, no need to bother with Faustian deals and giving Ferraris to dipshits that would probably wind up in hell anyway. Just offer an opportunity to kick trump in the balls to anyone who signs the obligatory binding contract
If you're looking for new souls, no need to bother with Faustian deals and giving Ferraris to dipshits that would probably wind up in hell anyway. Just offer an opportunity to kick trump in the balls to anyone who signs the obligatory binding contract
Trump is saying there is no Epstein list because Biden has stage 4 colon cancer and, being the living Saint that he is, trump doesn't want Biden to die with such a foul legacy.
There you go, fox news. I spun it for you. I'll take my millions of dollars and unearned ambassadorship now thanks
There you go, fox news. I spun it for you. I'll take my millions of dollars and unearned ambassadorship now thanks
July 9, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Trump is saying there is no Epstein list because Biden has stage 4 colon cancer and, being the living Saint that he is, trump doesn't want Biden to die with such a foul legacy.
There you go, fox news. I spun it for you. I'll take my millions of dollars and unearned ambassadorship now thanks
There you go, fox news. I spun it for you. I'll take my millions of dollars and unearned ambassadorship now thanks
cult 101: the leader is always right
July 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
cult 101: the leader is always right
Tesla stockholders have to be like "stop! I'm begging you stop feuding! I'm gonna lose my 2nd house and my boat!"
July 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Tesla stockholders have to be like "stop! I'm begging you stop feuding! I'm gonna lose my 2nd house and my boat!"
#alligatorauschwitz is being suppressed on Facebook. Free speech champions, everyone. maybe zuck should do a tour... A very dedicated tour. For a year
July 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
#alligatorauschwitz is being suppressed on Facebook. Free speech champions, everyone. maybe zuck should do a tour... A very dedicated tour. For a year
Clark Freaks Out - Christmas Vacation (1989)
YouTube video by David Richardson
youtu.be
July 2, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Ok, so let's say hypothetically that the election results were a fabrication. Does anyone know what would happen besides the punishments? Like are all appointees dismissed on the spot? All legislation over the past 6 months nullified? What about international deals? Are there contingency plans?
June 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Ok, so let's say hypothetically that the election results were a fabrication. Does anyone know what would happen besides the punishments? Like are all appointees dismissed on the spot? All legislation over the past 6 months nullified? What about international deals? Are there contingency plans?
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June 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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I've been looking forward to this falling out so much, I don't even care that I'm finding myself agreeing with Elmo
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
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Elon Musk escalates feud with Trump: 'Time to drop the really big bomb'
Elon Musk alleged President Donald Trump's name is listed in classified files related to the financier and sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
www.usatoday.com
June 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I've been looking forward to this falling out so much, I don't even care that I'm finding myself agreeing with Elmo
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Here's how we end the abortion debate once and for all: compromise. Evangelicals, make all the laws you want. Doesn't matter how draconian. Doesn't matter how invasive. If you want to give the death penalty to everyone with a miscarriage, fine. But you gotta apply the same measures to the fathers.
May 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Here's how we end the abortion debate once and for all: compromise. Evangelicals, make all the laws you want. Doesn't matter how draconian. Doesn't matter how invasive. If you want to give the death penalty to everyone with a miscarriage, fine. But you gotta apply the same measures to the fathers.