@writingsimon.bsky.social
Hi I'm a builder who toys with writing. I will chat shit with anyone and everyone, because I'm so lonely. Please be warned my humour is dark and dry but I mean no offence with what I say.
If you like writing come and join us. discord.gg/M3qcu8SY
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May 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
If you like writing come and join us. discord.gg/M3qcu8SY
If you fancy a short story about being a zombie I would appreciate your help and feedback.
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On my mind today
Podcast · On my mind today
· Welcome to the On my mind today podcast, where amazing things happen.
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April 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
If you fancy a short story about being a zombie I would appreciate your help and feedback.
open.spotify.com/show/3RIsI0F...
open.spotify.com/show/3RIsI0F...
There is so much naked undead flesh around here. I almost feel like walking out of this place and letting them eat me so I can stop looking and green dicks.”
April 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
There is so much naked undead flesh around here. I almost feel like walking out of this place and letting them eat me so I can stop looking and green dicks.”
I don't get anime.
February 15, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I don't get anime.
All I want to do is talk about my stories. When I do I feel like everyone wants me to shut up that then starts the voices in my head saying all the bad things.
January 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
All I want to do is talk about my stories. When I do I feel like everyone wants me to shut up that then starts the voices in my head saying all the bad things.
How have i got to 42 and never noticed the size of Maria's knockers
December 25, 2024 at 5:02 PM
How have i got to 42 and never noticed the size of Maria's knockers
Just thought I would tell the world is have nuts in my mouth and they are salty, and as an added bonus there isn't a man attached to them. Merry Christmas everyone who sees this.
December 24, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Just thought I would tell the world is have nuts in my mouth and they are salty, and as an added bonus there isn't a man attached to them. Merry Christmas everyone who sees this.
Have you ever thought that not many people turn into zombies naked. I can't think of a single book or film where they are getting chased by a zombie with boob's or winky flapping about. Can you?
December 19, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Have you ever thought that not many people turn into zombies naked. I can't think of a single book or film where they are getting chased by a zombie with boob's or winky flapping about. Can you?
When you ask AI about your books and you as an author 🤣
December 15, 2024 at 6:33 PM
When you ask AI about your books and you as an author 🤣
I have just had the suggestion made to me that they think I should write around 10 short stories and put them into a book. This person has said they like my horror stories even though they don't like horror. Would you guys go with an idea like that? I think I might.
December 6, 2024 at 5:13 PM
I have just had the suggestion made to me that they think I should write around 10 short stories and put them into a book. This person has said they like my horror stories even though they don't like horror. Would you guys go with an idea like that? I think I might.
Anyone one loke fantasy stories I'm on Ticktock and youtube.
December 5, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Anyone one loke fantasy stories I'm on Ticktock and youtube.
Anyone else see a resemblance to my daughter and a random painting we saw when we were out on a trip a few years ago.
December 3, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Anyone else see a resemblance to my daughter and a random painting we saw when we were out on a trip a few years ago.
Having a go at screen writing. Here's a couple pics of first drafts.
December 3, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Having a go at screen writing. Here's a couple pics of first drafts.
I never had a plan when I started writing. Now I fantasie about the day I over hear someone saying they read my book and thought it was amazing.
December 1, 2024 at 9:31 PM
I never had a plan when I started writing. Now I fantasie about the day I over hear someone saying they read my book and thought it was amazing.
The older I get the more cynical I become.
November 26, 2024 at 11:55 PM
The older I get the more cynical I become.
If you like fantasy please come and check this out.
November 19, 2024 at 8:03 AM
If you like fantasy please come and check this out.
The glow of the dashboard lights eliminated Heather Barlow's face. Blinking away tears while the windscreen wipers swished from side to side. The headlights hardly made any difference to the visibility, but still she pushed her sporty audi TT faster.
November 17, 2024 at 12:51 PM
The glow of the dashboard lights eliminated Heather Barlow's face. Blinking away tears while the windscreen wipers swished from side to side. The headlights hardly made any difference to the visibility, but still she pushed her sporty audi TT faster.
I was just thinking you can go 6 weeks without food. You can go 6 days without water and 6 minuets without air. Put all 3 together you have 666. What do you guys think about that?
November 13, 2024 at 11:21 AM
I was just thinking you can go 6 weeks without food. You can go 6 days without water and 6 minuets without air. Put all 3 together you have 666. What do you guys think about that?
I think i will stop writing 8 years of getting no where has made me realise I'm just not the man for the job.
November 7, 2024 at 12:13 PM
I think i will stop writing 8 years of getting no where has made me realise I'm just not the man for the job.
I like the look of these for mchpodast characters.
October 28, 2024 at 7:49 AM
I like the look of these for mchpodast characters.
Anyone else talk to yourself out loud and not know you have done it or thought you have said something and said nothing.
October 23, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Anyone else talk to yourself out loud and not know you have done it or thought you have said something and said nothing.
I might do some writing tonight.
October 23, 2024 at 6:06 PM
I might do some writing tonight.
How does batman get his eye make-up on so fast.
October 22, 2024 at 9:43 AM
How does batman get his eye make-up on so fast.