Cry me a small riverlet?

Bow Ties are cool.

Yep, let me be the latest to do just that. Moss Burger is to die for. Probably one at the airport.

Yeah it's just Sauron again isn't it. Trying to look all nice and noble ... but yeah..no.

Wesley on a Shelf

Genius. Absolute Genius. For Part Two you attempt to get home but accidentally drop back further in time, displacing Martin Sheen from Apocalypse Now..... only Harvey Keitel can help.

Rename it Dragonmeat, and tie in with 'Delicous in Dungeon'.

Wait..... isn't this just a rehash of the recent Seahorse fess? At least that one had a vague bit of believability. Shock, horror, folks making up stuff on social media to garner engagement. I feel sullied, the internet will never be the same again.

Bloody Sauron, sneaking onto Bluesky.... instant block.

I've commented this elsewhere against the same story but I was thinking a great way of sending The Fail into paroxysms of faux outrage would be to plant a story that all coffins in the UK are now being made from Avacado Wood to suit Hipster tastes.

When the headline says "AI turns on Musk" you get the appealing image of the World's oldest 13 year old boy being blown out of an airlock into the vacuum of space with a look of horrified suprise on his jowly features. The reality was just a little bit disappointing I have to say.

Everyone has their own Christmas Cake recipe

Was going to ask if this was for a C S Friedman book as I remember this cover, and here we are.

And you have to determine which is hip and which is last year.

Trump was the popular bully at school, a Biff Tannen. Musk was..... well.... probably the guy you wanted to root for but turned out to be Jar Jar Binks.