FrankiePalmer 💻📚🔞 NSFW
@writespalmer.bsky.social
I write stories with strong sexual content. Love good, clean, dirty fun. No billionaires allowed. #writing #erotica #eroticfiction #smut #naughty
Read my stuff: https://words.envyus.media/
Read my stuff: https://words.envyus.media/
She asked me to roleplay Sherlock… 5 minutes in and she was begging for an investigation. 🔎😈 #HolmesInTheSheets
May 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
She asked me to roleplay Sherlock… 5 minutes in and she was begging for an investigation. 🔎😈 #HolmesInTheSheets
The game is afoot... and so are her stockings. Happy Sherlock Holmes Day! 😉🔍 #ElementaryMyDear
May 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The game is afoot... and so are her stockings. Happy Sherlock Holmes Day! 😉🔍 #ElementaryMyDear
Diversify your business offerings, they said.
May 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Diversify your business offerings, they said.
“No talking,” she said with a glare,
As she pulled him down onto the chair.
“Late fees apply
For each moan and sigh—
And you’re long overdue, I swear.”
#NaughtyLibrarian #LustInTheStacks
As she pulled him down onto the chair.
“Late fees apply
For each moan and sigh—
And you’re long overdue, I swear.”
#NaughtyLibrarian #LustInTheStacks
April 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
“No talking,” she said with a glare,
As she pulled him down onto the chair.
“Late fees apply
For each moan and sigh—
And you’re long overdue, I swear.”
#NaughtyLibrarian #LustInTheStacks
As she pulled him down onto the chair.
“Late fees apply
For each moan and sigh—
And you’re long overdue, I swear.”
#NaughtyLibrarian #LustInTheStacks
📎 You were just looking for a book on local history. Now you’re shelved under ‘F’—for flustered, flummoxed, and fully hers.
💥 #CatalogedByCraving #LustInLexicon #FictionOrForeplay
💥 #CatalogedByCraving #LustInLexicon #FictionOrForeplay
April 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
📎 You were just looking for a book on local history. Now you’re shelved under ‘F’—for flustered, flummoxed, and fully hers.
💥 #CatalogedByCraving #LustInLexicon #FictionOrForeplay
💥 #CatalogedByCraving #LustInLexicon #FictionOrForeplay
Behind those glasses and underneath that sensible blouse and cardigan is a woman who’s memorized every position in the Kama Sutra… and every banned book ever printed.
📚 #BrainsAndBooty #BunsAndBibliographies #SmutAndScholarship
📚 #BrainsAndBooty #BunsAndBibliographies #SmutAndScholarship
April 16, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Behind those glasses and underneath that sensible blouse and cardigan is a woman who’s memorized every position in the Kama Sutra… and every banned book ever printed.
📚 #BrainsAndBooty #BunsAndBibliographies #SmutAndScholarship
📚 #BrainsAndBooty #BunsAndBibliographies #SmutAndScholarship
🖼️ Picasso saw five naked women and said: let’s make it edgy.
Les Demoiselles d’Avignon (1907) was Cubism’s chaotic debut—jagged lines, broken perspectives, and zero apologies.
It’s like the Real Housewives of Barcelona, but with sharper angles and no filter. #WorldArtDay
Les Demoiselles d’Avignon (1907) was Cubism’s chaotic debut—jagged lines, broken perspectives, and zero apologies.
It’s like the Real Housewives of Barcelona, but with sharper angles and no filter. #WorldArtDay
April 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
🖼️ Picasso saw five naked women and said: let’s make it edgy.
Les Demoiselles d’Avignon (1907) was Cubism’s chaotic debut—jagged lines, broken perspectives, and zero apologies.
It’s like the Real Housewives of Barcelona, but with sharper angles and no filter. #WorldArtDay
Les Demoiselles d’Avignon (1907) was Cubism’s chaotic debut—jagged lines, broken perspectives, and zero apologies.
It’s like the Real Housewives of Barcelona, but with sharper angles and no filter. #WorldArtDay
🛏️ When Manet dropped Olympia, 1860s Paris wasn’t ready for that side-eye.
No coy glances here—just a nude with a gaze that said, “I know what you’re thinking—and I’m billing hourly.”
Bold, brazen, and bedazzling.
📍Hanging at the Musée d’Orsay, still judging you. #workdArtDay
No coy glances here—just a nude with a gaze that said, “I know what you’re thinking—and I’m billing hourly.”
Bold, brazen, and bedazzling.
📍Hanging at the Musée d’Orsay, still judging you. #workdArtDay
April 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
🛏️ When Manet dropped Olympia, 1860s Paris wasn’t ready for that side-eye.
No coy glances here—just a nude with a gaze that said, “I know what you’re thinking—and I’m billing hourly.”
Bold, brazen, and bedazzling.
📍Hanging at the Musée d’Orsay, still judging you. #workdArtDay
No coy glances here—just a nude with a gaze that said, “I know what you’re thinking—and I’m billing hourly.”
Bold, brazen, and bedazzling.
📍Hanging at the Musée d’Orsay, still judging you. #workdArtDay
🍑 Goya painted her clothed and naked—because one look wasn’t enough.
La maja desnuda (c. 1797–1800) didn’t just turn heads—it blew wigs off. That unbothered stare? Iconic. And for modesty’s sake, Goya gave us La maja vestida too—same sass, more fabric. #WorldArtDay #clothed #unclothed
La maja desnuda (c. 1797–1800) didn’t just turn heads—it blew wigs off. That unbothered stare? Iconic. And for modesty’s sake, Goya gave us La maja vestida too—same sass, more fabric. #WorldArtDay #clothed #unclothed
April 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
🍑 Goya painted her clothed and naked—because one look wasn’t enough.
La maja desnuda (c. 1797–1800) didn’t just turn heads—it blew wigs off. That unbothered stare? Iconic. And for modesty’s sake, Goya gave us La maja vestida too—same sass, more fabric. #WorldArtDay #clothed #unclothed
La maja desnuda (c. 1797–1800) didn’t just turn heads—it blew wigs off. That unbothered stare? Iconic. And for modesty’s sake, Goya gave us La maja vestida too—same sass, more fabric. #WorldArtDay #clothed #unclothed
🍑 Butt seriously…
Let’s give a round of applause for the real MVPs of classical art: the peachy posteriors of antiquity.
#ArtThatSlaps #WorldArtDay
Let’s give a round of applause for the real MVPs of classical art: the peachy posteriors of antiquity.
#ArtThatSlaps #WorldArtDay
April 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
🍑 Butt seriously…
Let’s give a round of applause for the real MVPs of classical art: the peachy posteriors of antiquity.
#ArtThatSlaps #WorldArtDay
Let’s give a round of applause for the real MVPs of classical art: the peachy posteriors of antiquity.
#ArtThatSlaps #WorldArtDay
🖌️ NSFW? More like NSFMuseum.
From Titian to Toulouse-Lautrec, nudes have always been trending.
#CulturalExposure #WorldArtDay
From Titian to Toulouse-Lautrec, nudes have always been trending.
#CulturalExposure #WorldArtDay
April 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
🖌️ NSFW? More like NSFMuseum.
From Titian to Toulouse-Lautrec, nudes have always been trending.
#CulturalExposure #WorldArtDay
From Titian to Toulouse-Lautrec, nudes have always been trending.
#CulturalExposure #WorldArtDay
🎨 “She’s not naked. She’s artfully undressed.”
On World Art Day, we salute the muses who bared all for the brush. #VenusApproved #WorldArtDay
On World Art Day, we salute the muses who bared all for the brush. #VenusApproved #WorldArtDay
April 15, 2025 at 1:23 PM
🎨 “She’s not naked. She’s artfully undressed.”
On World Art Day, we salute the muses who bared all for the brush. #VenusApproved #WorldArtDay
On World Art Day, we salute the muses who bared all for the brush. #VenusApproved #WorldArtDay
April 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Now that’s some serious When Harry Met Sally shit, that is.
April 1, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Now that’s some serious When Harry Met Sally shit, that is.
Oh, sure… I guess you could use it for that. #repurposing #sextoy
March 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Oh, sure… I guess you could use it for that. #repurposing #sextoy
Decision between going to an event or not. Pulled a non-traditional card today—peace after struggle, healing through connection. The fight is over, the right people are waiting. Time to surrender, be seen, and maybe even worshiped. 😉 #Tarot #KinkyTarot #ThisMightHurt
March 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Decision between going to an event or not. Pulled a non-traditional card today—peace after struggle, healing through connection. The fight is over, the right people are waiting. Time to surrender, be seen, and maybe even worshiped. 😉 #Tarot #KinkyTarot #ThisMightHurt
Three of Pentacles (Kink Edition): Teamwork makes the dream work—whether in the boardroom, bedroom, or somewhere more creative. 😉 Skilled hands, clear communication, and shared effort lead to satisfaction. So… who’s taking the lead? 😏 #Tarot #KinkyTarot #ThreeOfPentacles
March 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Three of Pentacles (Kink Edition): Teamwork makes the dream work—whether in the boardroom, bedroom, or somewhere more creative. 😉 Skilled hands, clear communication, and shared effort lead to satisfaction. So… who’s taking the lead? 😏 #Tarot #KinkyTarot #ThreeOfPentacles
The Lovers (Kink Edition): Temptation is calling—will you play it safe or surrender to passion? 🔥 Expect deep connections, steamy choices, and a pull toward what (or who) you truly desire. Say yes… or resist. Either way, it’s gonna be hot. 😏 #Tarot #KinkyTarot #TheLovers
March 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The Lovers (Kink Edition): Temptation is calling—will you play it safe or surrender to passion? 🔥 Expect deep connections, steamy choices, and a pull toward what (or who) you truly desire. Say yes… or resist. Either way, it’s gonna be hot. 😏 #Tarot #KinkyTarot #TheLovers
Ten of Wands Reversed (Kink Edition): Time to drop that heavy load—and no, not that kind (unless you want to 😏). Release the stress, delegate, or surrender. You don’t have to carry it all alone—let go, and let yourself feel good. 😈 #Tarot #KinkyTarot #TenOfWands
March 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Ten of Wands Reversed (Kink Edition): Time to drop that heavy load—and no, not that kind (unless you want to 😏). Release the stress, delegate, or surrender. You don’t have to carry it all alone—let go, and let yourself feel good. 😈 #Tarot #KinkyTarot #TenOfWands
The Emperor Reversed (Kink Edition): Daddy’s lost control. Power struggles, broken rules, or the thrill of surrender—something (or someone) is ready to challenge authority. Order is out, raw energy is in. How do you handle it? That’s up to you. 😏 #Tarot #KinkyTarot #TheEmperor
March 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The Emperor Reversed (Kink Edition): Daddy’s lost control. Power struggles, broken rules, or the thrill of surrender—something (or someone) is ready to challenge authority. Order is out, raw energy is in. How do you handle it? That’s up to you. 😏 #Tarot #KinkyTarot #TheEmperor
10 of Swords (Kink Edition): Today’s got ruin me, Daddy energy. Expect exhaustion—mental, physical, or the best kind. You might feel wrecked, but surrender can be so satisfying. Just remember: after the beautiful destruction, you’ll rise again… sore, marked, and forever changed. 😏 #Tarot #KinkyTarot
March 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
10 of Swords (Kink Edition): Today’s got ruin me, Daddy energy. Expect exhaustion—mental, physical, or the best kind. You might feel wrecked, but surrender can be so satisfying. Just remember: after the beautiful destruction, you’ll rise again… sore, marked, and forever changed. 😏 #Tarot #KinkyTarot
Love, Sex, and Travel? That pretty much covers my most important needs in life. #booklovers
November 27, 2024 at 11:10 AM
Love, Sex, and Travel? That pretty much covers my most important needs in life. #booklovers
Traveling and shopping. No visit to a strange city would be complete without checking out a bookstore. Here’s my haul.
October 20, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Traveling and shopping. No visit to a strange city would be complete without checking out a bookstore. Here’s my haul.
#autumntarot
12. I release control, and in doing so I am rewarded with new perspective. What is the first thing I notice?
Two of Swords: I have difficulty making decisions. Letting go of the endless debate and making a choice is far better than being stuck.
12. I release control, and in doing so I am rewarded with new perspective. What is the first thing I notice?
Two of Swords: I have difficulty making decisions. Letting go of the endless debate and making a choice is far better than being stuck.
October 13, 2024 at 3:58 PM
#autumntarot
12. I release control, and in doing so I am rewarded with new perspective. What is the first thing I notice?
Two of Swords: I have difficulty making decisions. Letting go of the endless debate and making a choice is far better than being stuck.
12. I release control, and in doing so I am rewarded with new perspective. What is the first thing I notice?
Two of Swords: I have difficulty making decisions. Letting go of the endless debate and making a choice is far better than being stuck.