Setting up my new airbrush and my able and willing assistants are ready to help.

Yin says “bah humbug” to your Christmas festivities.

Sam is so dramatic when he sleeps.

My latest D&D mini is the Carrion Crawler. Turns out creatures that live in dungeons tend to have muted colors, so they aren’t the most exciting to photograph. #minispainting

Samwise has been with us five weeks now. He’s getting so big.

Hey CEOs, instead of tightening security and hunkering down, maybe you should work on fixing the problems that make people want to kill you.

Only I would have a cat weird enough to want to suckle on my ear. #patchescatadventures

I have yet to see them sleep together, but I think that’s because they each like to have their own chair. #patchescatadventures

Samwise bids you all a Happy Monday and demands you get back to work. #patchescatadventures

Patches welcomes all to my sky as long as you’re nice and like cats. #patchescatadventures

Hello world.