LM Martens
writerlmmartens.bsky.social
LM Martens
@writerlmmartens.bsky.social
"LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED" available for pre-order! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DS2R58KC

Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/lisamartens



🪄Magical realism 🌸travel🌸feminism💕

📍Costa Rica, NYC
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14 free copies left. this unofficial copy of my book will also include drafts of cover art and pictures of my writing space. im trying to make it like, what those CD booklets used to be like: forms.gle/TPDbuZzno5XQ...

#booksky
Sign up for YOUR free e-copy of "Like It Never Happened" by Lisa Martens
Will be accepting 50 sign-ups for free copies You're here because you want to read a book about a grandma with cancer that no one wants to take care of.
forms.gle
I’m looking for indie #bookstores to GIVE FREE copies of my novel to!

Please lmk if you know a bookstore interested in:
* family trauma
* healing from generational curses
* identity of growing up POC in an otherwise white family
* caregiving

#books #fiction #bookstore #latinawriter
February 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
14 days left to preorder “Like It never Happened”: www.amazon.com/dp/B0DS2R58KC
Like It Never Happened
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January 31, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The fictional character I relate to the most is the T. rex from Jurassic park. We didn’t ask to be born, people don’t think we’re ladylike, we eat whatever is in our way, and we unintentionally destroy entire businesses run by supposed geniuses. She’s truly a millennial icon.
January 31, 2025 at 3:07 PM
"AI will help you write faste——"
I don't want to be done writing the book. I want to write the book.
January 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
the fact that trump and musk are rich doesnt make me respect them more, it makes me respect money less
January 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
my mom offered her scale so I can weigh my suitcases before I fly out but tbh I would rather pay the extra luggage fee than step on a scale in front of my mom #christmasproblems #christmas
December 25, 2024 at 5:24 PM
I gave away 78 early copies of "Like It Never Happened"! Thank you for signing up and if you have a copy, please share with anyone you think would enjoy it!
December 24, 2024 at 3:12 PM
This excerpt started a heated debate on my TikTok and eventually resulted in me writing a whole book. Do you think your parents should babysit your kids? #booktok #family
December 19, 2024 at 1:58 PM
I have started sending out free early copies of “like it never happened”! 18+ adult readers in mind. Good for anyone trying to break generational curses. Accepting sign ups until December 24: forms.gle/TPDbuZzno5XQ...

#booksky #family #generationaltrauma #trauma
Sign up for YOUR free e-copy of "Like It Never Happened" by Lisa Martens
Will be accepting sign-ups for free copies until December 24! You're here because you want to read a book about a grandma with cancer that no one wants to take care of.
forms.gle
December 18, 2024 at 5:07 PM
People keep asking why he went to McDonald’s but tbh if I was on the run from the law I would 100% wanna panic eat some McMuffins and hash browns
December 12, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Alice takes care of her grandma and texts her emotionally distant mother. From Like It Never Happened, coming 2025 #emotionalimmaturity #trauma #familytrauma #narctok #booksky
December 10, 2024 at 2:51 PM
the adjuster's love languages:

✅acts of service
❌quality time
✅words of affirmation
✅gifts
❌physical touch
December 9, 2024 at 3:34 PM
the response to the CEO's murder has revealed deep #american wounds: medium.com/are-you-okay...
The Aching Wounds This CEO’s Death Has Exposed
CEO of UnitedHealthcare Brian Thompson was gunned down in New York City — shot in the back repeatedly. If this had been any other person…
medium.com
December 9, 2024 at 2:53 PM
14 free copies left. this unofficial copy of my book will also include drafts of cover art and pictures of my writing space. im trying to make it like, what those CD booklets used to be like: forms.gle/TPDbuZzno5XQ...

#booksky
Sign up for YOUR free e-copy of "Like It Never Happened" by Lisa Martens
Will be accepting 50 sign-ups for free copies You're here because you want to read a book about a grandma with cancer that no one wants to take care of.
forms.gle
December 9, 2024 at 2:51 PM
medium.com/are-you-okay...

I didn't know I could be healed by Ben Shapiro's comments section.
Ben Shapiro Is Getting Cooked In His Comments (By The Right)
Seems like there is something the left and right agree on: Insurance companies exist to drain Americans of their health and money like…
medium.com
December 9, 2024 at 2:49 PM
My cat is mad at me for taking her to the vet. How long will she ice me out? She literally won’t look at me 😭
December 7, 2024 at 1:07 PM
what would have happened if Mary just said nah Angel I don’t want a kid
December 7, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Reposted by LM Martens
December 4, 2024 at 9:59 PM
The news: “how did the shooter get away?”
TikTok comments: “praying for his safe return home 🙏🏻🙏🏽🙏🏿
December 5, 2024 at 2:45 PM
A friend of mine was asking for tips on visiting #costarica so I made a google doc for him. I decided to share it for anyone planning a trip. since I'm in the Central Valley, I'm more familiar with these areas and beaches: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

#travel #solotravel #singlestravel
Costa Rica 3 Itinerary Ideas
Trip: One week in Costa Rica, some beach, some forest, rental car, no kids, singles/unmarried couples Idea 1: The chill, party route–Beach and Volcano hot springs Idea 1: 4 days Jaco beach, 3 days Fo...
docs.google.com
December 4, 2024 at 3:25 PM
There was a rainbow during the sunset #costarica
December 4, 2024 at 4:08 AM
Damn. Reminded me of the line “but you’ll never see her; she won’t even be at your funeral” in Cleaning Out My Closet: nypost.com/2024/12/03/e...
Eminem’s mom Debbie Nelson dead at 69 after lung cancer battle
Eminem had a complicated relationship with his mom.
nypost.com
December 3, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Excerpt from my upcoming book #narcissist #family #nocontact #books
December 3, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Only 17 free digital copies of my upcoming book “like it never happened” are left. Will be sending mid December.

Summary: latina millennial agrees to care for cancer-stricken grandma because most of the family has gone no contact with her.

Link: forms.gle/TPDbuZzno5XQ...

#booksky
Sign up for YOUR free e-copy of "Like It Never Happened" by Lisa Martens
Will be accepting 50 sign-ups for free copies You're here because you want to read a book about a grandma with cancer that no one wants to take care of.
forms.gle
December 3, 2024 at 3:52 PM
took this video of me dancing during the sunset at playa hermosa on my birthday. Celebrating myself, art, life. Cheers to another year 🥂
December 3, 2024 at 3:22 PM