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writerlane
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Writer, web dev, doodler, fiber junky, tool builder, equality chaser. Vegan. Ace. She/Her.

I don't use bluesky for dating. Use that information wisely.

Image above: my piece parodying the Coppertone girl as a mummy and a cat tugging at her bandages.
I've also bought the paste but I have yet to find the perfect balance between flavor and heat using it. The ready made stuff works perfectly for my needs.
November 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I've bought this brand before but the other packaged version was sold as soup with veggies I didn't like & it was watery. I used 1 potato, 1 carrot, small head of broccoli, & half an onion. Oh and 2 leaves of napa cabbage. I needed 2 bags of the curry w/ this. Probably 4 big meals total.
November 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The opposing commercials write themselves with this wet plank.
November 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Maybe that’s a blessing in disguise. Who wants a pedophile backing your campaign???
November 17, 2025 at 8:57 AM
It’s more mild than I expected but very creamy and I’d eat this again and again. There’s a couple truffle sauces out there that would pump up the mushroom volume. Heck sautéing some mushrooms for on top is also a good idea but I personally hate the texture.
November 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I wonder if a gently flavored maple syrup would work over corn syrup? Hmmm.
November 16, 2025 at 7:27 AM
The signs need drooling evil monster demons attached to it.
November 16, 2025 at 7:24 AM
& after a week of using it 2-3 times per day, I'm down to once a day for maintenance and my elbow is completely healed. Don't use it on feet during the day if you can avoid it, it's very sticky. Or just wait til it soaks in. I barely used any of it too. It'll last forever. Reg lotion never did this.
November 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Looks delicious and hearty. I have left over veggie yellow curry because why not?
November 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
These emails are suspiciously perfect in level of tone (a teaser of what’s to come) that cranks up one more step. It’s damning but not damning. They could have saved this and done an info dump but the tiny releases of info seem wholly planned.
November 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Pattern rec or conspiracy: The timing (as we get ready to swear in the deciding vote as a rep) is awfully convenient here. Let us not pretend that there isn’t a plan to unleash the EF in a way that removes the president in one smooth move to replace him with JD poop face.
November 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Hi, United Healthcare, this is Luigi.

How may we help you, sir.
November 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
It'll be bargain bin bound toilet paper for emergencies in a couple months.
November 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
An asshole smells like shit?! You don't say.
November 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM