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Write or Die 🦕
@write-or-die.bsky.social
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Mad as hell and fighting for democracy and sanity.
An actual real person, and member of the "Hard Left."
Here to resist the freefall of fascism and to spread some good trouble.
Deeply loved. 🦩

MARRIED LIKE HARD to Batman and Nightwing.
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Look at Luka Doncic now. Just look at him! And he’s with the Lakers? I HATE them! He should have been in Utah. Will Hardy would have unlocked him.
Luka Doncic lifting weights and jacked as hell.
August 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Venn Diagram meme with the words “pardon ghislaine” on the left side, “deny all involvement” on the right side, and in the center it says “Trump looks guilty.”
July 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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That an incredible ad. I love this one too.
July 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Hey, here’s my skirkle! I have such amazing moots! Thanks for all of your amazing jokes, insight, and downright weirdness! Stay kind! ✨
July 18, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Me and Nightwing are making pizza again. I may have gotten a little carried away with the basil, but I don’t care. ☺️
July 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Guess what time it is, you crazy kids!
A cartoon image of a girl with a gun pointed at the viewer with a talk bubble that says, “Put on the cat ears.” Write or Die uses this as her catch phrase meme whenever she’s working on a writing project.
July 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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These fake AI clickbait ads have gotten out of control.

Is the new benefit DEATH?
A picture of a greasy and gristly crappy cheeseburger in a paper basket with the words “seniors on SS get new benefits” under it.
July 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Kristen Sinema’s Chiquita Banana lady dress can be the emu.
Former congresswoman Kristen Sinema wearing the most hideous yellow dress known to this world and any still yet to be discovered.
July 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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I love Wigs! He was my screen saver for a year! He got so loaded at the championship parade it made me laugh hysterically.
A picture of NBA player Andrew Wiggins who got so high his eyes shrank by many magnitudes of ten.
June 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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“Being a Jazz fan is super fun,” she said, as she cried herself to sleep yet again.
The Utah Jazz mascot Jazz Bear is wearing a hideously yellow jersey, shorts, and headband while standing in a large body of water with a rainbow cutting through the image while the words “I wanna die” are superimposed onto the image.
June 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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In all the chaos of impending war, it has slipped under the radar that the Trump regime announced a new travel ban targeting 19 countries, so far. This is only going to escalate.
June 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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The funniest part of the Trump regime is how they think that they’re somehow above the very people who determine how the government is run, and by who. “For the people, and by the people,” used to mean something. When oligarchs are in charge, everyone loses but them.
June 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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If anyone needs a laugh, check out this obviously ghost-written snippet from widdle Kyle “domestic terrorist” Rittenhouse’s new book. What a loser. 😒
June 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Holy shit. What if Trump's international buddies are there? How can ICE tell the difference between the acceptable brown people and the one's they call animals? Here's a handy guide, that even ICE can read!
A "Family Guy" still where Peter Griffin, (a fat man wearing a small red hat) is sitting in his car with his seatbelt on while a police officer holds a paper featuring different skin colors with the white categories being classified as "okay," and the darker colors as "not okay."
June 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Omg, this sign may cause some confusion. On the other hand, fourth graders are dicks, so…
A black and white image of Michael Jordan with the words “fuck them kids,” superimposed onto the image.
June 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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The thing about hate is that it’s never satisfied. Its appetite for consumption only gets bigger the more it consumes. To combat hate, we have to starve it to death which means stepping up with love and good intentions. It takes consistent work, but I know that we can do it. #resist
An image of Dr. Martin Luther King with his quote, “I have decided to stick with love, hate is too great a burden to bear,” superimposed onto a black circular background.
June 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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I made homemade pizza, and before you ask, it’s pepperoncini and pineapple and yes, it’s amazing.
A large pizza covered in pepperoncinis and pineapple.
June 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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And, you know good and well that this is not about shoes. This you?
Comic book chara standing in a group laughing with the words “Pervert Sky” superimposed on the image.
June 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Is it like a bizarro version with inverted nipples?
A picture of Joe Rogan in a hot tub with disturbingly tubular stretched out nipples
June 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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I mean look at this egg! It’s ART!
Avocado toast on wide cut sour dough bread with a perfectly fried egg on top garnished with pepper and hot sauce.
June 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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This little cafe had this amazing sign that I just had to share.
A picture of Christopher Walken that says “Walkens only.”
June 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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I asked Chat GPT to make an image of what I imagined the Pacers game to be last night and it did not disappoint.
And yes, their teeth are made of corn kernels.
You're welcome. 😉
mascots from opposing teams are angrily fighting while angry fans look on with mouths full of corn kernels instead of teeth.
May 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Did Kendrick Perkins buy his outfit from the Ron Burgundy collection?
May 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Well, so far it’s been an eclectic mix of Alexz Johnson, The Smashing Pumpkins, and The Toadies.
We are making tater tots with burgers topped with gruyere, arugula, and caramelized onions on brioche. For dessert, cocoa krispie treats. I also made lemon drops sans sugar.
A round pan covered in parchment paper full of glistening brown chocolate Rice Krispie treats which are a chocolate rice cereal melted together with butter, salt, and marshmallows.
May 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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This may not look like much, but what you’re beholding is this Greek dip stuff called Tirokafteri. It’s made of spicy red peppers and feta and it’s deliciously addictive.
A takeout container of the Greek dip Tirokafteri atop a speckled granite counter top.
May 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM