Dishevelled yet debonair

Sorry to hear that

Perfectly reasonable

She is, taken over the house and the other dogs already too

He looks just like my daughter's dog that she brought home completely off her own back about 3 months ago, like it was the most natural thing in the world to do.....

Hell on Earth, only run a close second by the never ending nightmare that is IKEA

In a word, no

Now that's a badge of honour I'd be happy to wear & dine out on

Working in that there London in 1987 as a skinny 17 year old, I remember being stunned watching people who continually loved to tell us they were better than common northerners and especially the likes of us, rummaging through skips after the sun went down, like vampire tramps.
Meffs.

I genuinely prefer the radio to the 'it's Live!!' TV coverage

Needs some Roy Hendo now Fran