Lana at Wright English
@wrightenglish.bsky.social
Online English teacher, GCSE and A-Level tutor, copywriter and editor, voice actor, and teller of bad jokes.
I posted it a day early x_x. I have brain rot.
July 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I posted it a day early x_x. I have brain rot.
I like this depiction of Jesus. I'm guessing this was just after he threw all the merchants out of the temple.
June 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I like this depiction of Jesus. I'm guessing this was just after he threw all the merchants out of the temple.
thier little handssss... THEIR LITTLE HANDS!
June 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
thier little handssss... THEIR LITTLE HANDS!
I was always under the impression they didn't think about us at all.
June 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I was always under the impression they didn't think about us at all.
out of focus morning eyes were certain your rat was an astronaut.
June 1, 2025 at 10:47 AM
out of focus morning eyes were certain your rat was an astronaut.
If you're healthy and you know it,
then you really ought to grow it
in a lab and then inject it in me now.
then you really ought to grow it
in a lab and then inject it in me now.
May 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
If you're healthy and you know it,
then you really ought to grow it
in a lab and then inject it in me now.
then you really ought to grow it
in a lab and then inject it in me now.
If you're healthy and you know it, bottle it now!
May 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
If you're healthy and you know it, bottle it now!
1. Make having children affordable.
2. Stop deporting people who want to have children.
2. Stop deporting people who want to have children.
May 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
1. Make having children affordable.
2. Stop deporting people who want to have children.
2. Stop deporting people who want to have children.
Maybe she was eliciting dangerous amounts of empathy and had to be stopped.
May 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Maybe she was eliciting dangerous amounts of empathy and had to be stopped.
If there isn't any form of policing you are swapping fascism and corruption for, admittedly a more honest, mad max situation. Not sure that's much better. Unfortunately it's not just politicians that think the law doesn't apply to them.
May 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
If there isn't any form of policing you are swapping fascism and corruption for, admittedly a more honest, mad max situation. Not sure that's much better. Unfortunately it's not just politicians that think the law doesn't apply to them.
unfortunately, no one bothering to call customer services is probably part of their long-term strategy. Not selling any more products probably isn't though.
May 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
unfortunately, no one bothering to call customer services is probably part of their long-term strategy. Not selling any more products probably isn't though.
and just how many souls have been exchanged with the devil for unreasonably good musical talent?
May 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
and just how many souls have been exchanged with the devil for unreasonably good musical talent?
love your style. It's so refreshing to see women looking like... women and not some weird distorted post surgery nightmare. Also... where do I send the stamp addressed envelope for my own spirit cat?
May 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
love your style. It's so refreshing to see women looking like... women and not some weird distorted post surgery nightmare. Also... where do I send the stamp addressed envelope for my own spirit cat?
There needs to be a changing room version of this that I limply wave at people when they ask me why I hate clothes shopping. There are so many reasons, but this is a biggie.
May 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
There needs to be a changing room version of this that I limply wave at people when they ask me why I hate clothes shopping. There are so many reasons, but this is a biggie.
yet... bide your time lol.
May 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
yet... bide your time lol.
1. Adorable 2. Beautiful style 3. Totalisaurus
May 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
1. Adorable 2. Beautiful style 3. Totalisaurus
Our dachsund went from Bumpy (a story in itself) to "Snooticus"
May 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Our dachsund went from Bumpy (a story in itself) to "Snooticus"
people do that. That feels like a lot of effort to put into being tepid.
May 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
people do that. That feels like a lot of effort to put into being tepid.
"Women don't date nice guys", meanwhile the nice guy says shit like this.
It's almost like human decency is sexually attractive or something.
It's almost like human decency is sexually attractive or something.
May 25, 2025 at 10:57 AM
"Women don't date nice guys", meanwhile the nice guy says shit like this.
It's almost like human decency is sexually attractive or something.
It's almost like human decency is sexually attractive or something.
lol possessing us is its own punishment.
May 19, 2025 at 8:48 AM
lol possessing us is its own punishment.
that was supposed to say 'tism - my autocorrect is the murderer of all jokes!
May 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
that was supposed to say 'tism - my autocorrect is the murderer of all jokes!