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Most people thought this would be Punk's night, myself included, but refreshingly they wanted to add way more to this story. Very interested in seeing what is explained at Raw.

Mysterio being out likely pushed the end of this a little farther away. I still don't see Americano being around long, but this was a good audible call. Gable is a machine.

Looking at incoming heels, and since Black is apparently debuting the Smackdown after Mania, is it Rusev? Good to see him back, but does that make sense? Somehow, I think it's not. I think there's a better return for him than just randomly showing up in an open challenge.