The people of this country have had enough of Michael "I think the people of this country have had enough of experts" Gove.

A fair point! The only Scot in the world who wanted people to think he was from Essex.

"I could barely move. The crowds in York at the moment are actually insane. To be honest, I just didn't get my phone out once to record because it was just hectic and stressful."

I was literally there last Thursday. It wasn't insane, hectic or stressful.

I was young at the time.

The nice lady who gave it me used to look after the youngsters like a mother hen.

I like to dig out the car occasionally as it reminds me of her and times long gone.

"Beth Gibbons dressed up as a man!" *

*Jeans and a tee shirt 🤷

Utter rubbish. No they didn't.

I know there's a predictive text error there, but what's life without a little randomness?

Dame Judi Dench thinks it's sad that Tiny Tim never lived to see the invention of the Roomba.

I'm 100% certain that this tree stood in front of me at a Billy Bragg gig in Kendal.