John D.
wraglavs.bsky.social
John D.
@wraglavs.bsky.social
I'm ugly and I dress funny.
That's not a smoke detector, your neighbors are clearly the first wave in SkyNet's attack on humanity.
December 25, 2023 at 4:31 AM
Will do. Do. I made a poop joke.
December 21, 2023 at 3:02 PM
That's me heart on the outside.
December 21, 2023 at 2:14 AM
Voodoo was not happy.
November 23, 2023 at 11:34 PM
Is she shooting at the feral hogs or are the feral hogs ammo used to take down the iron mountain?
September 26, 2023 at 7:58 PM
I miss the key lime pie from The Donut Hole ><
September 15, 2023 at 7:25 AM
Had it since 2002. Preservatives scare me.
August 29, 2023 at 5:36 AM
I've showed you the 20 year old smiley face potato chip, right?
August 29, 2023 at 4:17 AM
Never seen so many Spirit Halloween Shitty President costumes in one place before.

Also, please provide Nebula with some pets for me.
August 24, 2023 at 5:51 AM
No explanation necessary <3
August 20, 2023 at 3:07 AM
Undercover laxative
August 16, 2023 at 1:17 AM
This happens more to me than I am willing to admit.
August 15, 2023 at 4:34 PM
For lizard people by lizard people
August 13, 2023 at 7:34 PM
The sequel, OPENSESAME, is quite the eye opener
August 10, 2023 at 12:35 AM
During the beginning of the pandemic when hand sanitizer was in short supply a couple of internet frands and I convinced one of their coworkers that mayonnaise was an appropriate hand sanitizer substitute.
August 8, 2023 at 3:06 AM
How happy was Nebula?
August 8, 2023 at 3:04 AM