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Weekly Planet Posters
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I'm Chris. I make versions of movie posters based on the oddball film names created by James and Maso of the excellent Weekly Planet Podcast.

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"Bohemian Crapsody" (Bohemian Rhapsody) - Episode 600

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Movie poster for Bohemian Rhapsody edited so the title reads "Bohemian Crapsody"
November 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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"The Shape of FishWaterMan" (The Shape of Water) - Episode 599

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Movie poster for The Shape of Water, edited so the title reads "The Shape of FishWaterMan"
November 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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"Hunchback Dan" (Victor Frankenstein) - Episode 599

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Poster for Victor Frankenstein (2015) edited to read "Hunchback Dan"
November 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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"Blake Lively Stuck on a Rock" (The Shallows) - Episode 599

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Movie poster for The Shallows edited so the title reads "Blake Lively Stuck on a Rock."
November 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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"Dead Wife Detective Simulator" (Mercy (2026)) - Episode 596

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Movie poster for Mercy (2026) edited so the title reads "Dead Wife Detective Simulator." The tag line has been edited to read "Like Minority Report but not as good."
October 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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"The Mandalorian Versus Groglet" (The Mandalorian and Grogu" - Episode 594 (and a hundred other episodes prior to the official poster being released)

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Movie poster for "The Mandalorian and Grogu" edited so the title reads "The Mandalorian Versus Groglet"
September 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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"Echuca Moama Trail" (Australian alternative to The Oregon Trail) - Episode 593

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The classic Oregon Trail "you have died of dysentery" screen, edited to read "You have died of gastro from a bad sausage roll you got at the servo" and edited so the covered wagon has been replaced by a Toyota Corolla. At the top of the screen is the title "Echuca Moama Trail."
September 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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"Bullet Plane" (Fight or Flight) - Episode 592

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Movie poster for Fight or Flight (2025) with the title edited to read "Bullet Plane." The review blurbs have been replaced with ""Bullet Train" but ON A PLANE!"
September 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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"The Big Canter" (Imagined third 2025 walking-speed-based Stephen King movie) - Episode 591
Based on the cocaine era short story "The Haunted Horse."

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A movie poster depicting a closeup of a horse's eye which has an inverted pentagram etched into it. The image has a blood red to mouldy green gradient from top to bottom. In white lettering below the image, roughened text reads "The Big Canter" in which the T in canter is a cross. At the top of the poster in smaller text is "Based on the eerie equestrian tale from Stephen King's cocaine era."
September 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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"Get Matt Smith!" (Caught Stealing) - Episode 590

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Movie poster for Caught Stealing edited so the title reads "Get Matt Smith!"
September 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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"Robert De Niro is Two Blokes" (The Alto Knights) - Episode 587

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Movie poster for Alto Knights edited so the title reads "Two Bokes"
August 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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"Red Hot Avatar" (Avatar: Fire and Ash) - Episode 585

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Movie poster for Avatar: Fire and Ash with its title edited to read "Red Hot Avatar."
July 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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A lull in posters = an increase in how many impossibly niche shirts are in the shop! Promote the Reevenaissance with this tee/flag/pet bed and help keep the lights on.

Currently cheap here www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/CA... and here www.teepublic.com/user/weekly-...

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A tee shirt with the word CANS! written in the logo of 1994's action classic SPEED. #weeklyplanetpod
July 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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"Top Gun With Cars" (F1: The Movie) - Episode 581

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Movie poster for F1: The Movie with its title edited to read "Top Gun With Cars"
July 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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"John Krasinski's a Librarian" (Fountain of Youth) - Episode 581

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Movie poster for Fountain of Youth (2025) edited so the title reads "John Krasinski's a Librarian"
July 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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"Me and John Cena are the President and Prime Minister (We've Got to Do Action Flip)" (Heads of State) - Episode 581

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Movie poster for Heads of State edited so the title reads ""Me and John Cena are the President and Prime Minister (We've Got to Do Action Flip)"
June 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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"Big Batman's Big Last Adventure" (The Dark Knight Rises) - Episode 580

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Movie poster for The Dark Knight Rises edited to read "Big Batman's Big Last Adventure"
June 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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"28 Dongs Later" (28 Years Later) - Episode 580

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Movie poster for 28 Years Later edited to read "28 Dongs Later"
June 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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"John Chick" (Ballerina (2025)) - Episode 578

aka BALLARINA-ETTE!

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Movie poster for Ballerina (2025) edited so the title reads "John Chick"
June 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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"Ripped Van Wrinkle" (Jason Bourne) - CoG Jason Bourne

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Movie poster for Jason Bourne (2016) edited so the title reads "Ripped Van Wrinkle" and the tagline has been edited to read "Off Chops in Greece"
June 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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"IT: Terrible Town Terrible Clown" (IT: Welcome to Derry) - Episode 576

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A poster for "IT: Welcome to Derry" retitled "IT" Terrible Town Terrible Clown"
May 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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"Big Dick (Ironic)" (James' Gladiator Trading Card) - Commentary The Running Man

You need a bigsandwich.co membership!

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A weathered trading card depicting James (Mr. Sunday Movies) flexing in front of a white background. A triangular logo is in the top right with the name GLADIATORS written in a very manly typeface. The same typeface is used in the bottom of the card where James' stage name is written: "Big Dick (Ironic)"
May 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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"Mister Autistic (The AccounTWOnt Origins)" (The Accountant) - Episode 574

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Movie poster for The Accountant (2016) edited to read "Mister Autistic." The tagline has been edited to read "The AccounTWOnt: Origins."
May 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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"Slow Squid Game" (The Long Walk) - Episode 574

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Movie poster for The Long Walk edited so the title reads "Slow Squid Game"
May 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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"Grow Up Private Ryan!" (Saving Private Ryan) CoG The Bourne Identity

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Movie poster for Saving Private Ryan edited so the title reads "Grow Up Private Ryan!"
April 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM