The Great Dave Offensive
@wozzen.bsky.social
bargain bin dork. 38. He/Him. Minors DNI.
For all we know you threatened Frank and he brought out the knife as self defense, so yeah you punching him before he actually takes a swipe at you is you initiating the attack and it’s your fault.
January 2, 2026 at 6:30 PM
For all we know you threatened Frank and he brought out the knife as self defense, so yeah you punching him before he actually takes a swipe at you is you initiating the attack and it’s your fault.
Reminds me of one of the guns from Blake Stone: Aliens of Gold.
December 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Reminds me of one of the guns from Blake Stone: Aliens of Gold.
…I did not know that was a thing, and I also have been playing that off and on for about a decade.
December 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
…I did not know that was a thing, and I also have been playing that off and on for about a decade.
That bagel looks fucking delicious. Outstanding bagel craft!
December 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
That bagel looks fucking delicious. Outstanding bagel craft!
Before or after he Ducked the Dodgers?
December 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Before or after he Ducked the Dodgers?
Ah, the memories! I almost want to dust off the N64 to play it again.
Speaking of the single player SD mode with the items in it: the “Fake Armor of D. King” description lives rent free in my head. “A cheap imitation made by the infamous crime syndicate ‘Dragon Fang’.”
Speaking of the single player SD mode with the items in it: the “Fake Armor of D. King” description lives rent free in my head. “A cheap imitation made by the infamous crime syndicate ‘Dragon Fang’.”
December 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Ah, the memories! I almost want to dust off the N64 to play it again.
Speaking of the single player SD mode with the items in it: the “Fake Armor of D. King” description lives rent free in my head. “A cheap imitation made by the infamous crime syndicate ‘Dragon Fang’.”
Speaking of the single player SD mode with the items in it: the “Fake Armor of D. King” description lives rent free in my head. “A cheap imitation made by the infamous crime syndicate ‘Dragon Fang’.”
That reminds me that I need to uninstall Fortnite after work today.
December 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
That reminds me that I need to uninstall Fortnite after work today.
It is; I use it frequently when asking people to wait for a bit.
December 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
It is; I use it frequently when asking people to wait for a bit.
Triangle Man. I have yet to hear of anyone beating that guy.
November 28, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Triangle Man. I have yet to hear of anyone beating that guy.
Congratulations!
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Congratulations!
Watched it last night, and I thoroughly enjoyed it! Don’t know anything about Project Mouthwash, but clearly they do good work.
And seriously, fuck Jadeite.
And seriously, fuck Jadeite.
November 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Watched it last night, and I thoroughly enjoyed it! Don’t know anything about Project Mouthwash, but clearly they do good work.
And seriously, fuck Jadeite.
And seriously, fuck Jadeite.
Sadly, the only thing from that dub that lives rent free in my head is the principal telling one of the Asshole Teachers that he’d wring his neck if he didn’t correct the grade he gave Kuwabara.
November 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Sadly, the only thing from that dub that lives rent free in my head is the principal telling one of the Asshole Teachers that he’d wring his neck if he didn’t correct the grade he gave Kuwabara.
…okay, but Blade didn’t do that.
He ON-PURPOSED a book club to woo Captain Marvel.
He ON-PURPOSED a book club to woo Captain Marvel.
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
…okay, but Blade didn’t do that.
He ON-PURPOSED a book club to woo Captain Marvel.
He ON-PURPOSED a book club to woo Captain Marvel.
If I might make a request: would it be possible to add alt text to the mobile suit of the day to let us know which series it’s from, like with the mech of the day?
November 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
If I might make a request: would it be possible to add alt text to the mobile suit of the day to let us know which series it’s from, like with the mech of the day?
Not enough Large, Friendly Letters.
November 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Not enough Large, Friendly Letters.
…since when did Brian hang out with Jack Garland?
October 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
…since when did Brian hang out with Jack Garland?
Games, sci-fi and fantasy books/movies, mecha model kits.
October 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Games, sci-fi and fantasy books/movies, mecha model kits.
…I’m an idiot, what does “Cancon” mean?
October 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
…I’m an idiot, what does “Cancon” mean?
…That you think “little” of the differences between you? That your expectations of your abilities “come up short” in comparison?
…that meeting them at such a convention is the “height” of your imagination?
I apologize, but the dumb puns must flow.
…that meeting them at such a convention is the “height” of your imagination?
I apologize, but the dumb puns must flow.
October 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
…That you think “little” of the differences between you? That your expectations of your abilities “come up short” in comparison?
…that meeting them at such a convention is the “height” of your imagination?
I apologize, but the dumb puns must flow.
…that meeting them at such a convention is the “height” of your imagination?
I apologize, but the dumb puns must flow.
For this to be accurate we’d have to be lying, and we only speak the truth!
October 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
For this to be accurate we’d have to be lying, and we only speak the truth!
I started by trying to do All the Things, and ended up at level 50 at the halfway point of the campaign and had to force myself to stop doing side stuff so that character would have something to do afterwards. I recommend doing a few side things periodically throughout the campaign, personally.
October 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I started by trying to do All the Things, and ended up at level 50 at the halfway point of the campaign and had to force myself to stop doing side stuff so that character would have something to do afterwards. I recommend doing a few side things periodically throughout the campaign, personally.
Too much of a long-ass name for a game, and it just doesn’t roll off the tongue at all. Could you maybe shorten it or something?
October 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Too much of a long-ass name for a game, and it just doesn’t roll off the tongue at all. Could you maybe shorten it or something?