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we always put christmas in July but when will we put the july in the Christmas
November 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
we always put christmas in July but when will we put the july in the Christmas
Starting a new snack to counter the Smore called the Sless
September 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Starting a new snack to counter the Smore called the Sless
What's the alternative to a porch pirate where you just wanna know what's inside ur amazon box? Like yes im nosy now open the fucking box Helen and show me what's inside
September 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
What's the alternative to a porch pirate where you just wanna know what's inside ur amazon box? Like yes im nosy now open the fucking box Helen and show me what's inside
You've heard of "Girly Pop," now try "Manly Bang!"
September 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
You've heard of "Girly Pop," now try "Manly Bang!"
donkey kong makes bananas look so good i wish they were a real thing
September 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
donkey kong makes bananas look so good i wish they were a real thing
Mulan Rouge was the first bad Disney live action movie, I really had no clue where they were going with that sequel. I was confused the whole time
August 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Mulan Rouge was the first bad Disney live action movie, I really had no clue where they were going with that sequel. I was confused the whole time
wake up and choose bones
August 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
wake up and choose bones
Sometimes you have to wake up and say "its okay for me to have bones i accept me for me"
August 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Sometimes you have to wake up and say "its okay for me to have bones i accept me for me"
tired of living in a society where its always about the little mermaid and never the big mermaid 🙄
July 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
tired of living in a society where its always about the little mermaid and never the big mermaid 🙄
you don't have my permission to perceive me
May 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
you don't have my permission to perceive me
dost thou not wish thy girlfriend was hot like me
May 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
dost thou not wish thy girlfriend was hot like me
why do they let a bunch of birds decide whos the next pope
April 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
why do they let a bunch of birds decide whos the next pope
I'm tired of being a person I just want to be tiny I will eat lawn and ride ants and birds to where I need to go
April 27, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I'm tired of being a person I just want to be tiny I will eat lawn and ride ants and birds to where I need to go
I am holding it together with fucking toothpicks and tape rn
March 4, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I am holding it together with fucking toothpicks and tape rn
I'm just a wind up toy
February 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I'm just a wind up toy
do people who listen to mostly classical music get excited for their favorite tracks being on the radio like THIS IS MY JAM TURN THIS SHIT UP and it's beethoven
February 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
do people who listen to mostly classical music get excited for their favorite tracks being on the radio like THIS IS MY JAM TURN THIS SHIT UP and it's beethoven
they need an adult book section that's for people who want to read quick reads at the level of a YA novel but about adults
December 7, 2024 at 7:05 PM
they need an adult book section that's for people who want to read quick reads at the level of a YA novel but about adults
i think we should have pouches like a kangaroo to keep your hands warm
December 4, 2024 at 4:31 AM
i think we should have pouches like a kangaroo to keep your hands warm
waking up in the middle of a dream and immediately falling asleep feels like when you have to flip a cassette and hit play again
December 3, 2024 at 10:51 AM
waking up in the middle of a dream and immediately falling asleep feels like when you have to flip a cassette and hit play again
I think i deserve to make my own pyramid scheme as a TREAT everyone else is doing it
November 24, 2024 at 1:46 AM
I think i deserve to make my own pyramid scheme as a TREAT everyone else is doing it