Martin Schneider
banner
wovenstrap.bsky.social
Martin Schneider
@wovenstrap.bsky.social
editor of copy:
yale review / harvard up / yale up
princeton up / cornell up / random house
yale school of mgmt / cleveland orchestra
smog veil records / mit press / etc
Pinned
My response to literally every single thing that Trump administration does is: "Christ, what an asshole."
[timorously whispering]:

I am not so impressed with JCO's witticism.....
November 11, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Does anyone know where I can find outtakes of the photo shoot that led to this album cover?
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Until the emergence of the shrieking beverage-hawking brat in the latest commercial, it never occurred to me to think of the Fansville of the Dr. Pepper ads as an idealized fascist society — but it surely is that.
November 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
if you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
if you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
if you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
if you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
if you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
if you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Such a treat for this fan of YOU'RE THE WORST to see Allan McLeod pop up in the opening sections of Pluribus. Too bad the framework of the show precludes any future activities for that character.
November 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The incessant references to Rhea Seehorn's bottomless talent obscure a far more important aspect of Pluribus, which is that she is perfectly suited to play this specific character.

Seehorn was born to deliver withering Gilligan invective, which makes her supremely qualified for this gig.
November 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I love that Pluribus had such a strong pilot but the true excitement here derives from Episode 2.

Stated differently, one of the best pilots ever — and then goes up from there.
November 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
We should have known that if you gave Vince Gilligan five years, he would come up with the best show ever made.
November 8, 2025 at 6:56 AM
It would be reasonable to conclude from this game that punting is meaningless.
@minakimes.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 2:26 AM
It's kind of great that the all-time NHL goals leader is missing one of his front teeth.
November 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Let's do this!
hire all the fired political teen vogue writers and make a new magazine call teen rogue.

we’ll all subscribe en masse
November 4, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Reposted by Martin Schneider
hire all the fired political teen vogue writers and make a new magazine call teen rogue.

we’ll all subscribe en masse
November 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Reposted by Martin Schneider
If not for the Japanese players, the Dodgers would have been swept.
November 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
You really couldn’t ask for a better World Series.
November 2, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I would like to congratulate the country of Japan for producing such good baseball players.
November 2, 2025 at 5:00 AM
At some point in this game, Myles Straw is going to bat with men on base.
November 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I’m literally watching this game in Cleveland while watching the Pac NW drone band Earth kick ass.

Absolute best way to watch this Game 7.
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
WHO’S UP FOR AN 18-INNING GAME?
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Does anyone have the clip of Smoltz saying that Ohtani is a better pitcher than he is a hitter?

(This was very late in Game 3.)
November 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
If not for the Japanese players, the Dodgers would have been swept.
November 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM