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tasty gay goat

@milesthestia.com <3 @lucasthedrgn.bsky.social
real big fan of "fuck my gay chungus life"

trying to incorporate that more in every conversation
November 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I don't care what he did with "bubba" or whatever the fuck

...but if it, you know, gets him done with more quickly, sure, have fun
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
actually sorta interested in the horizon mmo as I believe there is something to be done in the space and I like the franchise, but sony + live service is SUCH a red flag and if I catch any whiff of AI that's a hard pass for me

sonyinteractive.com/en/press-rel...
NCSOFT UNVEILS HORIZON STEEL FRONTIERS, A NEW MMORPG SET IN THE HORIZON UNIVERSE
Horizon Steel Frontiers, a new MMORPG set in the Horizon Universe showcasing Horizon’s signature hunting action and advanced combat system for large-scale, cross-platform for mobile and PC
sonyinteractive.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
playing as dps and watching a healer effectively brake-check a tank into using mits, eyeing the aggro meters and worryingly watching the "2" next to my name
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
white mage running towards you, barking
November 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
workshopping some new glams with the 7.4 changes removing class restrictions, and it's definitely good

this set is aiming, maiming, fending, scouting, and crafting
November 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Been drawing so many reindeer at work these days 🦌
December 26, 2024 at 2:36 PM
I paused my jerma funniest obscure viewer comments compilation for my sister who doesn't know what dialysis is for THIS??
November 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
guy at work: "Like the northern lights behind me (it's a Teams filter), this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity."
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
this is all I can see
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
it's gonna be wild if this ffxiv ddos pattern continues into next year with the next savage world first race

since it's only hitting the NA servers, it'd be so visible how fucked this has been when half the player base is kicked all the time
November 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
no etb effects, no activated abilities *and* I die to a lightning bolt
November 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
this goat's feeling rough today, chat
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
why is vinny playing this
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 AM
November 10, 2025 at 5:42 AM
this ffxiv ddos shit is out of control

that's 3 *today* just to me
November 9, 2025 at 5:16 AM
exiling one of your permanents, but I grab it off the table and start eating it, stopping halfway through because eating the cardboard makes me sick. you just watch as this upsetting and embarrassing display unfolds, meekly raising your hand to call over a judge.

I am asked to leave the event.
November 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Comm for wttrmln on FA

#Vore #Cockvore #Micro #Chubby
November 8, 2025 at 6:48 AM
NNN stands for

NiNe eleveN
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 AM
just got out of what is probably the most disgusting frontlines I've ever had

game mode was shatter, and we had a shot-caller lead us up onto the cliffs and then DIVEBOMB ATTACK the other alliances in a super coordinated effort

it was brutal and super effective
November 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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... Pause,
November 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting
November 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I love ddos's they're so cool and fun
November 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
i wish cuomo a happy never hear or see his ass again
November 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM