The NY Times realizes they can stop asking these idiots for their opinion right?

Imagine you were the richest man in the world. You could have anything you wanted, go anywhere you wished, do whatever took you fancy. How would you spend your weekend? Depriving the poorest people in the world of food and healthcare and boasting about it?

Back when I first got to NY my coworker and I were walking around and she said NY pigeons don’t move til the last second they are not afraid of us and I said yes they’re unflappable and later on we kissed and those things were connected.

I need a haircut that supports my ambitions.