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WORSTGOAT
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Mean, old, smelly.
I want to just tear it all down, throw it all out, and put public librarians in charge. I don’t even think it’s a good idea but we could implement it tomorrow and it would be objectively better than the Martin Shkreli Dr. Nick and Nurse Ratchet that we have.
January 1, 2026 at 4:54 PM
And I was like, "come for me, bro."
December 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
He's announcing that they're going to waste all their resources never get around to processing visa applications. He kinda did the same thing last time, it was his first favorite thing about covid
November 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
At this point "con man" seems like an adorably benign quality for an office holder to have.
We knew he was a rapist before we even elected him the first time, but we're still just calling him a con man.
November 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Keystone Police State
a black and white photo of a narrow alleyway with a sign that says ph
ALT: a black and white photo of a narrow alleyway with a sign that says ph
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November 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Need lots of practice, I didn't make my shadow distinct from my hair so I had to resort to crayon.
November 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
this is fanfic about me; give me money for official licensing
November 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
If you like me, I’m insulted because you clearly haven’t been listening to a word I say
October 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Prolly tmi
October 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM
October 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Sadism is a virtue. Apparently.
October 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
September 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
like a MWWHOTHAAB
a man wearing a bandana on his head is saying `` my brain hurts ! ''
ALT: a man wearing a bandana on his head is saying `` my brain hurts ! ''
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September 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
just incredible composition. I dont wanna gush
September 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I assumed it was a crane and that this was a visual pun. 🙃
September 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM