Can’t wait to cook this fat turkey

My best friend’s birthday was yesterday so I went up to take him out, and the entire city of St. Louis channeled its chaotic energy into fucking with us. Mission accomplished.

I keep forgetting to post on here, but Part 3 of this big-ass project I’ve been working out comes out this Halloween. You’ll get soooo much pussy if you listen to it.

Part 3 of our series on the 1982 Cardinals is gonna cover a lot; the teams struggles and successes up to the ASB, and the world-at-large featuring the fallout from years and years of American imperialist ambition.

My best friend and I were joking about gay Starship Troopers and calling it Harddick Troopers and decided to immortalize him by drawing him as Casper van Dien after he blew up the Bust Bug

“Hello there. Couldn’t help but notice you were sleeping in too late.”

One of our fans asked me to ruin Billy and Mandy for them and this Billy dying of AIDs or something.

The Barbie movie fuckin slaps

I usually post about baseball but all of Cardinals Twitter is trapped in the Nether Realm so I’ll just be a goblin and post my comics like this one of Melting Mitch McConnell.