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bard || he/they || 18+

multi-fandom but a lot of orv || mostly an art acc w occasional fic

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WAAAAAAH I LOVE THE SHAPES THIS IS SO FUN
November 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
but you NEED it or some of the crucial layers/angles of the epilogues simply Do Not hit the same. the solution is to get weird w it but no one except the indies want to do that!!! and they would NEVER get the rights to something at this scale!!!
July 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
it just doesnt bend that way theres too much happening and so much of it IS necessary for later themes/ideas that you literally cant remove it without collapsing the whole structure even though trying to put the whole of like. kaizenix. into a film is going to glaze peoples eyes over in seconds.
July 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
and i think that requires a level of creativity/freedom of expression that, as you said, Big Studio is just not going to gaf about. even trying to cram orv into a movie franchise couldnt and wouldnt work
July 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
YEAH its like you cant translate the same kinds of weirdness happening in orv into a film 1:1 because so much of it is specific to orv being a novel and particularly a webnovel. you just cant do it. so you need to find something analogous to it and play with THAT instead
July 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
sanctity to the TEXT of the original work doesnt matter as much to me as sanctity to the intent if that makes sense... (<- has written multiple papers on this)
anyways i think im lowkey in the same camp as u r though i think i wouldve been annoyed either way i love hating too much ach
July 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
orvla COULD have been interesting in playing with that visual aspect and how like. idk. maybe something with how your visual perception of an individual is a kind of "reading" that you're doing of them in a way, vis a vis blurring kdjs face, filming from first person, etc.
July 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
NODDING SHAKING YOUR HAND yeah i think that like. for me anyway an adaptation needs to be doing something with the work that like elaborates on it by way of the new medium--using something about the new medium in a way that builds upon established themes/ideas in the original property
July 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
CONSIDER MY TITS BLOWN I LOVE WUK LAMAT SHES SO FUCKING CUTE!!!!
July 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM