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kris
@worrysmurf.bsky.social
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no name big girl pants okay
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i’m so small… i’m so small…!
January 7, 2026 at 1:57 AM
i’m so small… i’m so small…!
i did a goodjob yesterday :)
January 6, 2026 at 5:50 PM
i did a goodjob yesterday :)
yyesterday i got called ma’am in public and thelady also called me sweetheart and that felt nice
January 5, 2026 at 4:13 AM
yyesterday i got called ma’am in public and thelady also called me sweetheart and that felt nice
iim not a. little girland i don’t laugh at 67
January 5, 2026 at 12:35 AM
iim not a. little girland i don’t laugh at 67
happy new year everysmurf… let’s hope it’ll be a nice one…? ahaha…!
January 1, 2026 at 8:59 PM
happy new year everysmurf… let’s hope it’ll be a nice one…? ahaha…!
me: i think i’m obsessed with smurfmint
gf: Ya think?
gf: Ya think?
December 31, 2025 at 11:41 PM
me: i think i’m obsessed with smurfmint
gf: Ya think?
gf: Ya think?
i’m hoping that if i post enough smurf girls then i will become a smurf girl
December 31, 2025 at 12:32 AM
i’m hoping that if i post enough smurf girls then i will become a smurf girl
i um. wait umm i. i. unmmm… i ah i uh i. i uh. umm… ahh… i. i um. i. i. uhhhhhhh
December 30, 2025 at 4:26 AM
i um. wait umm i. i. unmmm… i ah i uh i. i uh. umm… ahh… i. i um. i. i. uhhhhhhh
old man crush… save me old man crush
December 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
old man crush… save me old man crush
you are a giant spider. you are my girlfriend
December 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
you are a giant spider. you are my girlfriend
i wish smurfwillow was my mom. i wish she would let me make potions with her… and she’d gently guide my hands and talk me through every step… and she’d so patiently teach me about herbs even though i’m still too young. i wish smurfwillow loved me back. i wish i. i. i wish. um. fuck. i can’t do this
December 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
i wish smurfwillow was my mom. i wish she would let me make potions with her… and she’d gently guide my hands and talk me through every step… and she’d so patiently teach me about herbs even though i’m still too young. i wish smurfwillow loved me back. i wish i. i. i wish. um. fuck. i can’t do this
i promise i’ll be a very studious pupil!
December 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
i promise i’ll be a very studious pupil!
old woman crush… save me old woman crush
December 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
old woman crush… save me old woman crush
santa: (taking a long drag of his santarette) sorry kid… not much i can do about white women… they’re crazy
December 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
santa: (taking a long drag of his santarette) sorry kid… not much i can do about white women… they’re crazy
you know, maybe everybody else just doesnt worry enough
December 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
you know, maybe everybody else just doesnt worry enough