I love them so much :)

Specifically,I’d imagine the ballistic heat might be a fire hazard if not handled well by the pilot :)

I love how the lasers sound like tie fighter cannons. You pick up the conversion kit?

I can't say that I'm impervious to committing them, but oh lord does it hurt my brain when I see them.
Me: "Why can't people proofread their articles?!"
Also me: "I got hear on thyme."

Okay, the writer's point was understood so this doesn't matter, but...
omg this homonym is killing me slowly:

I'm down, just say when :)