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(Acc archived for the time-being - Megatron's Mun)
Icon art by @francysylveonlove.bsky.social
(Acc archived for the time-being - Megatron's Mun)
Icon art by @francysylveonlove.bsky.social
Well, I am a pretty popular mech!
September 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Well, I am a pretty popular mech!
You and Alice continue to curse me ...
and I'M the pervert?!
Also you were NOT minding your own business!! >:U
and I'M the pervert?!
Also you were NOT minding your own business!! >:U
September 1, 2025 at 1:16 PM
You and Alice continue to curse me ...
and I'M the pervert?!
Also you were NOT minding your own business!! >:U
and I'M the pervert?!
Also you were NOT minding your own business!! >:U
I have weapons of all sizes!
Just let me know what you're looking for and Ill get it!
Just let me know what you're looking for and Ill get it!
August 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I have weapons of all sizes!
Just let me know what you're looking for and Ill get it!
Just let me know what you're looking for and Ill get it!
I've been having a lot of ... gentle moments with others lately. I don't know if I deserve it, but I appreciate it.
Thank you for our talk, Cattrap.
@cattrapq338.bsky.social
Thank you for our talk, Cattrap.
@cattrapq338.bsky.social
August 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I've been having a lot of ... gentle moments with others lately. I don't know if I deserve it, but I appreciate it.
Thank you for our talk, Cattrap.
@cattrapq338.bsky.social
Thank you for our talk, Cattrap.
@cattrapq338.bsky.social
Having a chat with the wonderful @halkheart.bsky.social ~
Still surprised how nice it is to listen.
Still surprised how nice it is to listen.
August 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Having a chat with the wonderful @halkheart.bsky.social ~
Still surprised how nice it is to listen.
Still surprised how nice it is to listen.
Hi everyone! It's been a busy day in the world of your favorite Salesbot, but we made it to the afternoon! And I used my big mech processor and ventured into the world of self portraits! They call this "chibi" style!!
August 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Hi everyone! It's been a busy day in the world of your favorite Salesbot, but we made it to the afternoon! And I used my big mech processor and ventured into the world of self portraits! They call this "chibi" style!!
THANK YOU, PROWL!
Your processor is a powerful machine. I've sent a credit transfer your way and didn't forget about the overtime either. Business has been booming and those invoices are one less thing for my sales-processor to deal with!
Your processor is a powerful machine. I've sent a credit transfer your way and didn't forget about the overtime either. Business has been booming and those invoices are one less thing for my sales-processor to deal with!
August 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
THANK YOU, PROWL!
Your processor is a powerful machine. I've sent a credit transfer your way and didn't forget about the overtime either. Business has been booming and those invoices are one less thing for my sales-processor to deal with!
Your processor is a powerful machine. I've sent a credit transfer your way and didn't forget about the overtime either. Business has been booming and those invoices are one less thing for my sales-processor to deal with!
THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!!!!
THE OFFICIAL DROP OF SWINBUBUS(tm)
500 Shanix and he's YOURS! Buy now as supplies are LIMITED!!! You don't want the price going up from scalpers, DO YOU?
THE OFFICIAL DROP OF SWINBUBUS(tm)
500 Shanix and he's YOURS! Buy now as supplies are LIMITED!!! You don't want the price going up from scalpers, DO YOU?
August 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!!!!
THE OFFICIAL DROP OF SWINBUBUS(tm)
500 Shanix and he's YOURS! Buy now as supplies are LIMITED!!! You don't want the price going up from scalpers, DO YOU?
THE OFFICIAL DROP OF SWINBUBUS(tm)
500 Shanix and he's YOURS! Buy now as supplies are LIMITED!!! You don't want the price going up from scalpers, DO YOU?
The morning paper just dropped!
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Page 6 hosts the classifieds 🙏
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Page 6 hosts the classifieds 🙏
August 16, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The morning paper just dropped!
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Page 6 hosts the classifieds 🙏
detroittimestfa.wordpress.com/2025/08/13/t...
Page 6 hosts the classifieds 🙏
I have a BOGO on automatic blasters right now! The AfterDark(tm) collection is buy two *censored* get a free *censored*!!
And the SwindleBuBus(tm) should be dropping soon! There will definitely be pre-order deals!
And the SwindleBuBus(tm) should be dropping soon! There will definitely be pre-order deals!
August 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I have a BOGO on automatic blasters right now! The AfterDark(tm) collection is buy two *censored* get a free *censored*!!
And the SwindleBuBus(tm) should be dropping soon! There will definitely be pre-order deals!
And the SwindleBuBus(tm) should be dropping soon! There will definitely be pre-order deals!
This "tupperwares" required some research. I am devastated to learn that you organics no longer have parties in your habsuite to sell plastic containers to each other. What a time it must have been...
"Tupperwares party" [[sighs longingly]]
Anyway, that'll be 16.95 per container.
"Tupperwares party" [[sighs longingly]]
Anyway, that'll be 16.95 per container.
August 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
This "tupperwares" required some research. I am devastated to learn that you organics no longer have parties in your habsuite to sell plastic containers to each other. What a time it must have been...
"Tupperwares party" [[sighs longingly]]
Anyway, that'll be 16.95 per container.
"Tupperwares party" [[sighs longingly]]
Anyway, that'll be 16.95 per container.
Direct transfer of any major credit! Right to me. I'll send you a link if you need one. A trusted link that is sOOOO safe with your info!!
I will accept those dirty paper monies that organics like if I must. I'm sure there's an ATM bot around here somewhere...
I will accept those dirty paper monies that organics like if I must. I'm sure there's an ATM bot around here somewhere...
August 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Direct transfer of any major credit! Right to me. I'll send you a link if you need one. A trusted link that is sOOOO safe with your info!!
I will accept those dirty paper monies that organics like if I must. I'm sure there's an ATM bot around here somewhere...
I will accept those dirty paper monies that organics like if I must. I'm sure there's an ATM bot around here somewhere...
Oh yeah, I love those things! Send in your order, I've got you COVERED!!
August 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Oh yeah, I love those things! Send in your order, I've got you COVERED!!
I'm almost offended!! I have supplies of ALL kinds for bots and even organics of ANY shape and size!!
Swindle's AfterDark(tm) collection is all inclusive!
Swindle's AfterDark(tm) collection is all inclusive!
August 14, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I'm almost offended!! I have supplies of ALL kinds for bots and even organics of ANY shape and size!!
Swindle's AfterDark(tm) collection is all inclusive!
Swindle's AfterDark(tm) collection is all inclusive!
Oh, I've heard about this.
5 shanix to take a photo of me, 20 to take one with me, 50 for an autograph.
If you mean something else, an OnlySwindle(tm) subscription is 1000 shanix per month.
Taxes and fees apply.
5 shanix to take a photo of me, 20 to take one with me, 50 for an autograph.
If you mean something else, an OnlySwindle(tm) subscription is 1000 shanix per month.
Taxes and fees apply.
August 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Oh, I've heard about this.
5 shanix to take a photo of me, 20 to take one with me, 50 for an autograph.
If you mean something else, an OnlySwindle(tm) subscription is 1000 shanix per month.
Taxes and fees apply.
5 shanix to take a photo of me, 20 to take one with me, 50 for an autograph.
If you mean something else, an OnlySwindle(tm) subscription is 1000 shanix per month.
Taxes and fees apply.
Wh... o- OH I see...
I've definitely got what you're looking for! Check these out!
[[Pulls a datapad from his chest compartment and opens up a folder.]] 😏
I've definitely got what you're looking for! Check these out!
[[Pulls a datapad from his chest compartment and opens up a folder.]] 😏
August 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Wh... o- OH I see...
I've definitely got what you're looking for! Check these out!
[[Pulls a datapad from his chest compartment and opens up a folder.]] 😏
I've definitely got what you're looking for! Check these out!
[[Pulls a datapad from his chest compartment and opens up a folder.]] 😏
Of COURSE I do!
With every *censored* or *censored* you can IMAGINE available!
I keep these sorts of things separate from the usual sales, but Swindle's AfterDark(tm) goods are available to those in need!
With every *censored* or *censored* you can IMAGINE available!
I keep these sorts of things separate from the usual sales, but Swindle's AfterDark(tm) goods are available to those in need!
August 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Of COURSE I do!
With every *censored* or *censored* you can IMAGINE available!
I keep these sorts of things separate from the usual sales, but Swindle's AfterDark(tm) goods are available to those in need!
With every *censored* or *censored* you can IMAGINE available!
I keep these sorts of things separate from the usual sales, but Swindle's AfterDark(tm) goods are available to those in need!
Can't tie me down so easy! Friends can barely keep up with how busy I am! ...
[[He frowns slightly. He didn't exactly have an array of bots that seemed to like him.
He clears his vox and smiles again.]]
Now, enough about that! Are you looking to buy something or not?? Time is money, ykno?!
[[He frowns slightly. He didn't exactly have an array of bots that seemed to like him.
He clears his vox and smiles again.]]
Now, enough about that! Are you looking to buy something or not?? Time is money, ykno?!
August 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Can't tie me down so easy! Friends can barely keep up with how busy I am! ...
[[He frowns slightly. He didn't exactly have an array of bots that seemed to like him.
He clears his vox and smiles again.]]
Now, enough about that! Are you looking to buy something or not?? Time is money, ykno?!
[[He frowns slightly. He didn't exactly have an array of bots that seemed to like him.
He clears his vox and smiles again.]]
Now, enough about that! Are you looking to buy something or not?? Time is money, ykno?!
Good thing I'm a decepticon AND you like me!
[[Throws an arm around ya shoulders and holds up a fan]]
Can you deliver this to that little con pet for me?
[[Throws an arm around ya shoulders and holds up a fan]]
Can you deliver this to that little con pet for me?
August 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Good thing I'm a decepticon AND you like me!
[[Throws an arm around ya shoulders and holds up a fan]]
Can you deliver this to that little con pet for me?
[[Throws an arm around ya shoulders and holds up a fan]]
Can you deliver this to that little con pet for me?
After a little research into these "funko pop" I'm going to say you simply invested in the wrong seller. Next time, buy them from your good friend Swindle and you'll be golden!
Bought from anywhere else it probably fake... speaking of, look out for SwindleBuBus(tm) coming soon!
Bought from anywhere else it probably fake... speaking of, look out for SwindleBuBus(tm) coming soon!
August 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
After a little research into these "funko pop" I'm going to say you simply invested in the wrong seller. Next time, buy them from your good friend Swindle and you'll be golden!
Bought from anywhere else it probably fake... speaking of, look out for SwindleBuBus(tm) coming soon!
Bought from anywhere else it probably fake... speaking of, look out for SwindleBuBus(tm) coming soon!
Feeling very excited about University
August 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Feeling very excited about University
[ooc]
Happy to see my wife has arrived !!! ❤️
Happy to see my wife has arrived !!! ❤️
August 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
[ooc]
Happy to see my wife has arrived !!! ❤️
Happy to see my wife has arrived !!! ❤️
Well that's just uncalled for!
Why take my helm when I have so much to offer?
Like these animals you seem to love so much! On the house, friend!
[Sweating]
Why take my helm when I have so much to offer?
Like these animals you seem to love so much! On the house, friend!
[Sweating]
August 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Well that's just uncalled for!
Why take my helm when I have so much to offer?
Like these animals you seem to love so much! On the house, friend!
[Sweating]
Why take my helm when I have so much to offer?
Like these animals you seem to love so much! On the house, friend!
[Sweating]