Parents have it hard these days. What are you supposed to say when your kid asks: if everyone knew he was a rapist and abused children, why was he still allowed to be President?

I'd like a word with whoever coined the phrase "hitting menopause." You cannot hit this. It's more like a 5-year process of this (that no one told you about).

Remember how we used to casually use the expression "hey, it's still a free country"?

The big highlight of my day was the arrival of my new cordless blower / lawn vac.

That's how you know you're almost 50.

Raise your hand if you're high at church right now

The world does not deserve you, #elisabethmoss. Damn, that was fantastic television. #handmaidstale

My innie's entire reality would be menstruating.

Normalize adult swaddling.

I just wanna be all snuggly tight and nap.

MAGA is ghoulish whining about sign language interpreters on TV.