Friday: the magical day where emails get shorter, meetings get “moved,” and your will to work takes an early lunch.

Every job listing should come with two salaries:

- What they’re offering
- What they’d have to pay someone to care about it

Office gossip is like the breakroom coffee:

Everyone knows it’s not good for you, but somehow it’s always brewing.

My toxic trait is checking my email at 9pm “just to get ahead” and then wondering why I can’t sleep. Anyone else?

I don’t want a dream job.
I want a chill job, fair pay, and the ability to sleep at night.

That’s not asking too much, right?

Just finished a quick 15-minute meeting in under 45.
At least we stayed inefficient on schedule.

Nothing builds character like staying in a job out of fear and health insurance.

Add in a micromanaging boss and you’ve got a character arc.

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