Small hat plenty of cattle

And the little Duck who didn't return their book did hard time at the big house for a long long time lol

Terrible Visions Night

Too late tonight you shall go to the ball

In the interest of broadening the evidence base I advise you write a sincere piece of Jane Austen fan fiction and see what you dream that night

(Voice of a gnarled ranch hand) Still half dozen in the top pasture got a wild look in their eye

Those crows, they came in when you were asleep and your Rolex is now with Mrs Trellis at No42 as thanks for her excellent monkey nuts