Erin Griggs
@wordslingeuse.bsky.social
Too old to be clever in bios or patient with abject willful hateful stupidity.
She/her. Kansas. Former English prof & medievalist, current empty-nester housefrau.
She/her. Kansas. Former English prof & medievalist, current empty-nester housefrau.
Sanctity is subjective, my dude.
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Sanctity is subjective, my dude.
If im wearing an underwire, the belt stays between my boobs fine.
Sports bra? It's on the tit, or in the pit.
Sports bra? It's on the tit, or in the pit.
November 22, 2025 at 1:07 PM
If im wearing an underwire, the belt stays between my boobs fine.
Sports bra? It's on the tit, or in the pit.
Sports bra? It's on the tit, or in the pit.
Thank you! I'm excited not to host or be a main cook this year.
Dinner's at 5 pm, so I don't even have to wake up early for the ham!
Dinner's at 5 pm, so I don't even have to wake up early for the ham!
November 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Thank you! I'm excited not to host or be a main cook this year.
Dinner's at 5 pm, so I don't even have to wake up early for the ham!
Dinner's at 5 pm, so I don't even have to wake up early for the ham!
SNERK.
Welcome to the (crack snap pop) party, pal.
Welcome to the (crack snap pop) party, pal.
November 19, 2025 at 12:22 PM
SNERK.
Welcome to the (crack snap pop) party, pal.
Welcome to the (crack snap pop) party, pal.
Person to my husband: This is delicious! What's the recipe?
Husband: IDK, man -- she just throws things in a pot
Me: Oh, it's three pinches of X, a palm full of Y, 3 or 4 shakes of Z, and then sometimes I use A, but B or C also work if you're out of A! It's SO easy!
::ghost of my grandma nods::
Husband: IDK, man -- she just throws things in a pot
Me: Oh, it's three pinches of X, a palm full of Y, 3 or 4 shakes of Z, and then sometimes I use A, but B or C also work if you're out of A! It's SO easy!
::ghost of my grandma nods::
November 19, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Person to my husband: This is delicious! What's the recipe?
Husband: IDK, man -- she just throws things in a pot
Me: Oh, it's three pinches of X, a palm full of Y, 3 or 4 shakes of Z, and then sometimes I use A, but B or C also work if you're out of A! It's SO easy!
::ghost of my grandma nods::
Husband: IDK, man -- she just throws things in a pot
Me: Oh, it's three pinches of X, a palm full of Y, 3 or 4 shakes of Z, and then sometimes I use A, but B or C also work if you're out of A! It's SO easy!
::ghost of my grandma nods::
My teacher friend from college in the 90s has a new colleague who was her student when she started teaching 22 years ago.
She was simultaneously delighted & utterly appalled.
She was simultaneously delighted & utterly appalled.
November 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
My teacher friend from college in the 90s has a new colleague who was her student when she started teaching 22 years ago.
She was simultaneously delighted & utterly appalled.
She was simultaneously delighted & utterly appalled.
I did not read every Nora Robert's trilogy and all the MacGregor family stories starting in the 80s for this bullllllshit.
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I did not read every Nora Robert's trilogy and all the MacGregor family stories starting in the 80s for this bullllllshit.