Jenn Murphy
@wordsfromjenn.bsky.social
writer / family photographer. lots of fun in small doses ✨
some of us have lives! (not me specifically)
August 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
some of us have lives! (not me specifically)
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manicurist (showing the different nail polishes): “this one’s matte”
me: hey Matt
me: hey Matt
June 26, 2023 at 1:20 AM
manicurist (showing the different nail polishes): “this one’s matte”
me: hey Matt
me: hey Matt
To Sir With Love but our English teacher fast-forwarded through the entire “sanitary napkin” scene lmao
July 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
To Sir With Love but our English teacher fast-forwarded through the entire “sanitary napkin” scene lmao
I feel like it’s such a maritime thing to talk absolute shit about someone for a half hour and then sigh and say “well god love her”
July 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I feel like it’s such a maritime thing to talk absolute shit about someone for a half hour and then sigh and say “well god love her”
I’m not like other girls. I’m outside your house
April 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I’m not like other girls. I’m outside your house
I find it a little suspicious when someone isn’t in love with me. like, fair enough, I just wouldn’t want to be on that side of history
April 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I find it a little suspicious when someone isn’t in love with me. like, fair enough, I just wouldn’t want to be on that side of history
I promised myself I would cry
March 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I promised myself I would cry
I hope this email finds you in a whale - God, to Jonah
March 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I hope this email finds you in a whale - God, to Jonah
I do have the scrolling sickness, but when I’m put in a situation where I only have access to my thoughts, I find my mind is a very interesting and adequate place
January 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I do have the scrolling sickness, but when I’m put in a situation where I only have access to my thoughts, I find my mind is a very interesting and adequate place
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nutrient-dense foods and medicine should be available to everyone. health behaviours are important and should be encouraged. but it’s so dangerous to think of ✨healthy✨ as this objective, morally virtuous thing to aspire to. it leaves so many people behind
November 17, 2024 at 5:07 AM
nutrient-dense foods and medicine should be available to everyone. health behaviours are important and should be encouraged. but it’s so dangerous to think of ✨healthy✨ as this objective, morally virtuous thing to aspire to. it leaves so many people behind
willem dafoe? no, willem dafriend 😌
January 13, 2025 at 4:17 AM
willem dafoe? no, willem dafriend 😌
when two people are fighting online I’ve found I have the capacity to easily despise them both
December 5, 2024 at 2:49 AM
when two people are fighting online I’ve found I have the capacity to easily despise them both
when I was a kid I thought you were either born with bangs or you weren’t
December 3, 2024 at 6:00 PM
when I was a kid I thought you were either born with bangs or you weren’t
if your first kiss was with a cirque du soleil clown in the middle of a live show, you have anxiety now
November 29, 2024 at 12:03 AM
if your first kiss was with a cirque du soleil clown in the middle of a live show, you have anxiety now
saw a tiktok about lindsay lohan & how her new look means "there is hope for everyone". that is so so grim to me! are we not even trying to not equate beauty with morality anymore? these celebrities are looking like they did when they were younger mostly because they have access to every procedure
November 26, 2024 at 8:43 PM
saw a tiktok about lindsay lohan & how her new look means "there is hope for everyone". that is so so grim to me! are we not even trying to not equate beauty with morality anymore? these celebrities are looking like they did when they were younger mostly because they have access to every procedure
they should invent some news that is good
November 26, 2024 at 6:31 PM
they should invent some news that is good
fully thought “dr oz” was a made up character. but I guess that one’s on me
November 20, 2024 at 12:34 AM
fully thought “dr oz” was a made up character. but I guess that one’s on me
I just know that preppy tween who interviews celebrities on TikTok would 1000% bully me
November 19, 2024 at 9:51 PM
I just know that preppy tween who interviews celebrities on TikTok would 1000% bully me
we need to put a stop to the trend of using sweets to describe beauty products. cinnamon roll lips? chocolate syrup hair? hailey bieber we’re going to get ants
November 19, 2024 at 1:42 AM
we need to put a stop to the trend of using sweets to describe beauty products. cinnamon roll lips? chocolate syrup hair? hailey bieber we’re going to get ants
I’ve written about this before in more depth (pre-MAHA as a movement) but I think it’s worth reiterating that you cannot ever make a country or group of people “healthy”. because a) that is not an easily definable thing and b) it is not always an achievable thing. unhealthy people are valuable too
November 17, 2024 at 5:07 AM
I’ve written about this before in more depth (pre-MAHA as a movement) but I think it’s worth reiterating that you cannot ever make a country or group of people “healthy”. because a) that is not an easily definable thing and b) it is not always an achievable thing. unhealthy people are valuable too
very briefly thought this was an ad for the chicken dating show
November 16, 2024 at 11:38 PM
very briefly thought this was an ad for the chicken dating show
going full-on delusional (for my health)
November 16, 2024 at 11:37 PM
going full-on delusional (for my health)
help my emotional support straight man isn’t responding to my memes
November 16, 2024 at 2:56 AM
help my emotional support straight man isn’t responding to my memes
not to be cringe but lemme know some authors and writers to follow on this site! ideally funny/weird/gay
November 16, 2024 at 12:47 AM
not to be cringe but lemme know some authors and writers to follow on this site! ideally funny/weird/gay
they’re talking shit about you guys on twitter. not me but everyone else
November 15, 2024 at 9:42 PM
they’re talking shit about you guys on twitter. not me but everyone else