Word Merlin
@wordmerlin.bsky.social
Malcontent creator and retired media mongrel. My first published work was in the letter column of Superboy #182. I've written a few other things since.
I still went Medieval Knievel on it.
November 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I still went Medieval Knievel on it.
Jumping Jack Flashpoint:
November 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Jumping Jack Flashpoint:
Not to brag, but I also aced my cognitive testing for dementia this month.
November 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Not to brag, but I also aced my cognitive testing for dementia this month.
Mine is with the farkakte cable company.
November 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Mine is with the farkakte cable company.
… and natural gas!
October 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
… and natural gas!
... and your enemies moister.
October 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
... and your enemies moister.
Try the Snake River Canyon Deep Dish!
October 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Try the Snake River Canyon Deep Dish!
He never got the carburetor working, but he invented airbags shortly afterward.
October 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
He never got the carburetor working, but he invented airbags shortly afterward.
I got 99 problems, but Maria ain’t one.
September 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I got 99 problems, but Maria ain’t one.
I knew his wife Barb, but not in the Biblical sense.
September 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I knew his wife Barb, but not in the Biblical sense.
Well, if they scored the winning touchdown, then why not?!?
August 28, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Well, if they scored the winning touchdown, then why not?!?
When red MAGA caps become passe someday ...
August 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
When red MAGA caps become passe someday ...
Look! They just patented 100% effective birth control!
August 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Look! They just patented 100% effective birth control!
My family was too poor for us to watch “Gunsmoke.”
August 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
My family was too poor for us to watch “Gunsmoke.”
Hey, hey, you, you — get offa my happy little cloud!
August 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Hey, hey, you, you — get offa my happy little cloud!
This "Stand By Me" sequel sucks!
August 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
This "Stand By Me" sequel sucks!
Walkin’ the Mile … walkin’ the Mile …
August 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Walkin’ the Mile … walkin’ the Mile …
♬ In-a-Gutter-Da-Vida, Honey ... ♬
July 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
♬ In-a-Gutter-Da-Vida, Honey ... ♬
This is Pippin. She stole a washcloth this evening and was as proud as if she'd pulled off the Lufthansa Heist.
July 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This is Pippin. She stole a washcloth this evening and was as proud as if she'd pulled off the Lufthansa Heist.
TODAY IN HISTORY: The astros intentionally walked.
July 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
TODAY IN HISTORY: The astros intentionally walked.
This is me with my dog Roomba McEntire.
July 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
This is me with my dog Roomba McEntire.
Jesus, Take the Wheel Kick!
July 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Jesus, Take the Wheel Kick!