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wordgremlin.bsky.social
Sarah, probably
@wordgremlin.bsky.social
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Word vomiti ng on word doc whil e my cat sleeps on the s pace bar.

Freelance proofreader, copy editor, beta reader, and croissant snarfer. Adores fantasy & lost cities.
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Someone got a tooth removed and is now terrified of his litter box
A black and white tuxedo cat sits between a couch and wooden table. He looks up with derpy dilated eyes and slack-jawed mouth to watch his owner taking photos of his very, very high state of being. A close-up of the very medicated black and white tuxedo cat’s face as he gets closer to the person taking the photo. His dilated eyes are a fathomless abyss, echoing the emptiness in his head. He will shortly discover a brand new, entirely unwarranted terror for his litter box.
June 19, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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Tuxedo cat with a black head and white mustache peeking over an open T Kingfisher novel (A Sorcerer Comes to Call) because he wants attention.
February 26, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Someday I’ll get a good shot of those toe beans
A black and white tuxedo cat is curled up in his gray-blue cat tree box. For whatever reason, he’s outstretched all four legs so his white paws are all on top of one another. His green eyes are looking at the camera, unimpressed but obliging. A close-up of the aforementioned stacked paws.
January 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Some of Sylv’s favorite sleeping positions.
A black and white tuxedo cat is curled up on a red blanket with his head tucked under his body and a front leg outstretched. A black and white tuxedo cat is passed out in a stretch over his owner’s blue-blanketed legs. He thought lying in front of the laptop would grant him more attention, but he fell asleep instead. His belly fur is white and super fluffy, and one paw is slightly curled. His black chin, white mustache, black nose, and one set of white whiskers is all that’s visible of his face. A black and white tuxedo cat has crammed his face into his owner’s arm and fallen asleep like that. All that’s visible is his ears. Maybe his nose was cold.
December 15, 2024 at 9:06 PM
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Sometimes I lift my kidnapped limb and shake him like a maraca and he purrs.
A black a white tuxedo cat clinging stubbornly to his owner’s arm while she’s TRYING to work on her computer. A black and white tuxedo cat glomming his owner’s legs, which were comfortably under a blue blanket before the cat’s weight started to make them fall asleep.
December 5, 2024 at 12:11 AM