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wordgoblin.bsky.social
Unidentified sliding object
@wordgoblin.bsky.social
Dumb human. Bad at maths. I make words.
And my only options are living in a commune with a bunch of tech hippies (Linux) or living in a sterile box with one window and that window looks out onto a giant electronic advertising billboard with cameras pointed directly at me at all times of the day (windows 11).
February 8, 2026 at 2:21 AM
It's like I've been forced out of my nice little flat that I've lived in for years, I've got everything exactly where I want it, sure the roof leaks and there's a bit of a draft, but it's comfortable. But they've decided to knock down the building. I have been forced to move.
February 8, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I am struggling to communicate how deeply uncomfortable and annoying this whole new computer experience has been for me. I have a GPU I did not want to buy, I am using an OS I do not want to use, and the prospect of debloating the OS is making me want to hit something.
February 8, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I'm really sitting in a chat trying to get restock info from some poor CS rep
February 3, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Made half with blueberries.
February 2, 2026 at 12:13 PM
for some reason this looks like a modern art sculpture of the channel 4 logo
February 2, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Reposted by Unidentified sliding object
Didn’t expect to see these posted on Bluesky! Here’s a printable version if anyone wants it (the bottom is gone in the original pic because the bottom half of the flyer was a bunch of tear-offs lol)
February 2, 2026 at 7:25 AM