Perfect meal

I only remember them getting mad when I said insurance was so easy a caveman could do it.

"I present to you your Queen, Queen Buttercup!"

And he just brought on Mark Burnett.

it should have said, "the perception of benefits outweigh the risks". So far the benefits of lower egg prices are out the window. The voted on the perception, not the actual benefit.

Problem is my senator doesn't care what his constituents think or want. Any time it gets uncomfortable for him, he either pulls out his favorite Dr. Seuss book or catches a flight to Cancun. I have tried, but he won't listen. I guess he hates that I didn't vote for him.

No chance in hell. If all channels are covering it, I will have the TV off.

He must have been a drag queen. </sarcasm>