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woopling.bsky.social
KPJ
@woopling.bsky.social
Tattoo Artist. Garfield Enthusiast. She/her is fine.
For the first time ever I stepped on Banana’s toes today and it has taken a lot of coaxing from my wife to not commit seppuku in our kitchen because of it
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Ok plz add me on storygraph and help keep the peer pressure on me to read
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
“Paint me like one of your french toasts”
November 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Forcing myself to get back into readong and it seems to be going well

Also shoutout to libby just because
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
She also let me cuddle her so sweetly yesterday. I love this lil brat 😭😭😭
November 21, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Last night Banana brought one of her favorite sparkle babies into bed and when we woke up this morning her other two sparkle babies were also in the bedroom 😭😭😭
November 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Ok slowly filling up some of the gaps on the wall at my station. Come get tattooed by me.
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Last night i was watching some cute baby videos and had a small revelation. I personally havent seen this exact comparison made before so I’m hoping it helps someone else grasp how shitty ai is.
November 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
“I will make you bleed. I will make you humble. You may be my creator, but from this day forward, I will be your master.”
@realgdt.bsky.social Frankenstein (2025)
November 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Practiced my bird photography today! I don’t even have the proper zoom lense most birders recommend for bird pics
November 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
haters will say its ai
November 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Me and Banana got our flu shot today
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Final product 👍🏻
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I didnt clean the litter boxes like i need to but this bread and tortellini are so perfect i think i get a pass for tonight. Pairing the tortellini with the homemade sauce i made last week for dinner~
November 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
6” of snow so ive got bread rising on the stove and pasta dough resting. Watching the sparrows in the window feeder. Trying to romanticize my least favorite season for my own sanity
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Mass wifi outage locally if you dont fix your shit before i go into work….
November 7, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Hey remember this post? Took this pic from our back deck
November 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Look at her she’s perfectttttt
November 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Yes im obsessed with my cat and hung up multiple photos of her in our bathroom.
November 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Banana likes to sit in this chair in the kitchen while we cook or do dishes. So we brought it in the living room while we watch tv and she immediately jumped in it and got cozy 🥺🥺🥺
November 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Had the best halloween/my wife’s birthday eve ever. Went to the shedd & field museum, grabbed a quick bite, walked around millennium park & bird watched a lil, got dessert & drinks then saw David Byrne, easily a top 3 if not best concert ever. It was perfect.
November 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
We rearranged the shop so now i have so much more wall room for decor 🤩🤩🤩
October 29, 2025 at 1:44 PM
WHY IS IT ALLOWED TO SEND THIS ON THE DAY YOU CLOSE. I literally spent like all of 2019-2020 replacing all my underwear with their products. Now what?
October 28, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Getting a fb memories its been 12 years since lou reed died
October 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM