wooparr.bsky.social
@wooparr.bsky.social
Aspiring Author, Gamer, Teacher, “Husbando”. He/Him, American Expat in Japan.

Also I play FF14 regularly, among other games. Looooots of RPGs.
Uhhh if it’s that season….man I hope you’re in a spot that someone not named Jason finds you. Cause if it’s Jason I give you maybe a 50/50.
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Spiteful would be paying someone with a trombone to play whenever they lumber. Very funny though.
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I’m more of a choccy milk fan myself.
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I meeeean this is the same series that made the metal blade be the most grossly overpowered weapon. That Metal Man’s own weapon one shots Metal man is very funny.
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I genuinely never noticed that but in part that might be because MM6 is very easy. And the POW suit is gross.
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Here’s my hot take, I don’t think any game should be.

As cool as it would be, how much more hype is it when someone brings a “low tier” and just suddenly wrecks the field.

People, even pro players, can be notoriously bad at evaluating these things.
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Because sometimes we all need to see a lesson in what not to do, and marvel at the people who can show us the way through shit.
November 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Ah but have you considered….the bow dual wield. Impractical (put that crossbow away), impossible, even foolish. But the Aura. So much so I put a capital A on that.
November 19, 2025 at 11:09 AM
The little known Famiocom, spiritual predecessor to the much more smooth Fabiocom, the one with the hair gel attachment. So you could look smooth while playing duck hunt, wearing shades indoors.
November 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The only thing I genuinely didn’t like in 16 was how tanky a lot of the enemies felt. It wasn’t a 10/10 but really aside from feeling annoyed at their durability I liked pretty much everything else.
November 15, 2025 at 11:14 AM
My brain: “Try that shit again.”

Me: “Once than more.”

My brain: “You dumb mfer.”
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Moon landing conspiracy theorists try to tell people that the pictures were all digitally altered.

You know, back when there was no internet and computer graphics were often ASCII art.

They’d try.
November 12, 2025 at 5:56 AM
So, the immunity ruling is anything he’s done in the office of the president pursuant to the duties of the president. This was well before and unrelated, he’d have a hard time using that shield (in theory anyway)

Now he could try to pardon himself but we’d have to see how well that would stand up.
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I love the range on this screen. Red bout to fight, Lute jamming tf out, Emilia doing a photo shoot, T260 existing, Asellus having Sad Girl Time, Blue expressing his hate of everyone, and Riki JUST SCRAMBLING TO SURVIVE SOMEONE HELP THE BABY PLEASE!
November 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Ultimately the lesson to take from this is, the play was very consistent with my character but it does not mean that it was satisfying for the table or a good moment of storytelling.

As a teen I often fell into that problem, and it’s something I’m still learning to be better at, as a player.
November 9, 2025 at 5:34 AM
And that’s how l looted a friend before he died.

That PC became a boss fight later. A boss fight I wasn’t present for, so I saw no repercussions for my actions.

It’s now “The time wooparr looted a friend before he was dead.”
November 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Me: “I cast mage hand and take the wand.”

The table is silent and I have the biggest shit eating grin.

Another round goes by, he’s now out of reach and the dm looks at me like I’m a monster (fair.) and asks what I do.

Me: “I take his quiver of magic arrows too.”
November 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
So I’m puzzling over what to do. The DM helpfully pipes up “You know he has your wand of healing.” We have no healer. That is our only healing item. And my character is obsessed with magic items.

DM thought: “That’ll motivate Wooparr to save the Ranger by grappling to him.”
November 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Come to the pivotal encounter to the story. Myself, a fighter, and a ranger are fighting what amounts to giant sentient bugs. One of them tries to kidnap my character, the fighter grapples to me and drags it back to the ground.

Another grapples the Ranger and it comes to me to solve the issue.
November 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
My character has a lot of trauma that comes out from this. Alignment I say he’s CN but in hindsight he was NE at this point. He’s extremely self motivated, has a massive revenge plot against the BBEG and is generally power hungry.
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
So I was a half-elf sorcerer, and the only other rule I had was “Your character is obsessed with magic items.”

I can roll with this. (Ruleset is 3.5). So our level 1 party sets out and has a lot of adventures. Eventually the other two die and reroll into new characters.
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM