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WOOLLY MAMMOTH CHICAGO
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We are a brick and mortar curiosity and antique shop in CHICAGO!
A couple random things people have said to totally out of the blue so far this year…
#ufo #bauhaus #robzombie #northerncalifornia #joerogan
June 16, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The lovely Phil is modeling the drop safe which formerly served in Man’s Country- Chicago’s legendary gay bathhouse that closed in 2018 after 44 years. You may remember that we also had all the glory holes from Man’s Country, and kept one as part of our collection.
May 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
ANOTHER POPE POST!
We all know that the new Chicagoland Pope took the name Pope Leo XIV. Coincidentally, we have a reliquary which contains the remains of the last Pope to take the name Leo- Pope Leo XIII…Crazy right?
May 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
A Jenny Haniver like this one is a the carcass of a ray that has been altered and dried to resemble a monster. Historically, they were crafted by sailors, and sold as monsters, demons, or curiosities to land lovers.
The earliest know image of a Jenny Haniver appeared in 1558.
May 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Having a Chicago pope is cool, but I was really crossing my fingers for a Jack-a-pope.
#nexttimeforsure #malortpontiff
May 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Ugh, where has this been all my life?

oh, wait…
#antipain #alcohol
May 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Finally some answers!
#itsabouttime
April 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
THE GRIM PEEPER wants you to know that we are closed today…
See you in Hell! I mean tomorrow. See you tomorrow.
#deathbymarshmallow
April 20, 2025 at 11:15 AM
April 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
OVARIAN RESIDUE!?? 🤷‍♂️
This reminds me of the time I was in Japan and I ate the entire reproductive system of a pig in a yakitori hut in place known as “Piss Alley”.
True story. My meal included the ovaries, womb and vagina. It was rubbery like calamari. I liked the ovaries least and the womb most.
April 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Stuff Siamese Twins say to each other. Probably.
#siamesetwins #siblings #twinsies
April 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Baby bottles like this one were marketed to Victorian era mothers. However, the porosity of the tubing straw and their slanted shape made them difficult to clean. The bottles were notoriously infamous for killing babies due to infection from bacteria, earning them the moniker MURDER BOTTLE!
April 12, 2025 at 11:40 AM
First $450 takes it!!
No shipping.

(One time, for Halloween, I hung a bag of frozen peas out of my zipper and went as a peacock.)
#peacock #taxidermy #sweetdeals
April 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
When I would get spanked as a kid, I figured it was because I was such a terrible child, but after thumbing through these old booklets, I’m wondering if maybe my parents were just kinky?
#corporalpunishment #spanking #bdsm #whips #paddles #butts #kink #fetish #getthebelt
April 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
April 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Beating a dead horse
April 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I pity the fool.
#tmnt #tarot
April 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
…found an old stack of photos from when I attended my Cub Scouts Jamboree!
#knottying
#meritbadge
#cubscouts
#bdsm
#artsandcraftsgarden
March 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
This guy served 3 years from 1941-1944 for “stealing chickens [in the] night time”.
If he had waited to chicken-nap until just before brunch, I wonder if he would have just got community service?
#nighttime #chickenthief
March 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
THE SHRUNKEN HEAD CASE
This is a true story that happened probably around 10 years ago.
#headcase #shrunkenhead #wtfiswrongwithpeople
March 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
THE SHRUNKEN HEAD CASE
This is a true story that happened probably around 10 years ago.
#headcase #shrunkenhead #wtfiswrongwithpeople
March 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
There’s a pretty incredible pathology museum in the University of Buenos Aires in Argentina. These pics are from our visit there a few years ago. When we went, we had to get a little creative to gain access, I’m not sure if that’s changed, but the place was essentially unmanned.
March 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
According to my calculations, this is the biggest slide rule I have ever seen.
Perfect for the 50 foot nerd in your life.
#nerdzilla
March 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
March 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Turn of the century stilts from a Kansas carnival are a few of my favorite things.
#carnival #circus #sideshow #tallman #vaudeville #acrobat #magician #midway #stiltwalker
March 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM