Strawb
@wooliemamath.bsky.social
Drowning in nostalgia. Sweet tooth. Ex road-rager. Rubbish at keeping in touch.
Pinned
Hey, I'm new here, come say hello. Trying to figure this out #promosky
I'm Melanie, England born, living in the Netherlands, strong Irish descent (according to Heritage)
• zendoodle
• cats
• humour
• Guinness
• sarcasm
• music
• colour lover
I'm Melanie, England born, living in the Netherlands, strong Irish descent (according to Heritage)
• zendoodle
• cats
• humour
• Guinness
• sarcasm
• music
• colour lover
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Waterstones gone half price on Hotel Avocado
www.waterstones.com/book/the-hot...
www.waterstones.com/book/the-hot...
The Hotel Avocado by Bob Mortimer | Waterstones
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www.waterstones.com
November 22, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Waterstones gone half price on Hotel Avocado
www.waterstones.com/book/the-hot...
www.waterstones.com/book/the-hot...
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"Now the legal penalty for not complying fast enough, or complying with the wrong set of conflicting instructions being screamed at you by multiple people, or reflexively hitting the gas when there’s a gun pointed at your face, is death by firing squad."
Regime Declares Open Season On White Women, Anyone Else Who Leaves The House
Also if you can read this, you’re on a list.
ino.to
January 9, 2026 at 6:58 PM
"Now the legal penalty for not complying fast enough, or complying with the wrong set of conflicting instructions being screamed at you by multiple people, or reflexively hitting the gas when there’s a gun pointed at your face, is death by firing squad."
Forgot the forking picture #CatsOfBluesky #cats
January 11, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Forgot the forking picture #CatsOfBluesky #cats
Time for a cat picture, because I'm a middle-aged, white woman. #CatsOfBluesky #cats
January 11, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Time for a cat picture, because I'm a middle-aged, white woman. #CatsOfBluesky #cats
Now me feet are bloody freezing, and I have to start wind down all over again.
January 11, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Now me feet are bloody freezing, and I have to start wind down all over again.
I am laying here, trying to get to sleep. The minute I put my phone down and snuggle down, I need to pee. What's that all about?
January 11, 2026 at 12:13 AM
I am laying here, trying to get to sleep. The minute I put my phone down and snuggle down, I need to pee. What's that all about?
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rightwingers always call women “too emotional” but renee good states she’s not mad in a calm voice while the agitated emotional ICE agent unloads his gun umprompted and calls her a “fucking bitch” after she’s dead
January 9, 2026 at 9:51 PM
rightwingers always call women “too emotional” but renee good states she’s not mad in a calm voice while the agitated emotional ICE agent unloads his gun umprompted and calls her a “fucking bitch” after she’s dead
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Post something beautiful to combat the awful
January 10, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Post something beautiful to combat the awful
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I used to have two male dogs called Calvin and Klein.
They were boxers.
(Sorry, I ran out of time and had to make a brief joke).
They were boxers.
(Sorry, I ran out of time and had to make a brief joke).
January 9, 2026 at 1:59 PM
I used to have two male dogs called Calvin and Klein.
They were boxers.
(Sorry, I ran out of time and had to make a brief joke).
They were boxers.
(Sorry, I ran out of time and had to make a brief joke).
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If it wasn't obvious I've been grinding the Octopath Traveler title theme (those of you who do this professionally, please look the other way 🫣 )
January 9, 2026 at 5:07 PM
If it wasn't obvious I've been grinding the Octopath Traveler title theme (those of you who do this professionally, please look the other way 🫣 )
Been on here for one day and have already had 3 Nigerian scammers asking stupid questions in pigin english. It's been fun making them think I'm caught by giving ridiculous answers (I work in a sausage factory, stuffing sausage skins).
January 10, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Been on here for one day and have already had 3 Nigerian scammers asking stupid questions in pigin english. It's been fun making them think I'm caught by giving ridiculous answers (I work in a sausage factory, stuffing sausage skins).
I am not American, but I stand with you, and your absolute horror at what happened.
January 10, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I am not American, but I stand with you, and your absolute horror at what happened.
January 10, 2026 at 4:36 PM
January 10, 2026 at 1:37 PM
@dullwomensclub.bsky.social how the bike was found after work. Cold bum ahoy!!
January 10, 2026 at 11:24 AM
@dullwomensclub.bsky.social how the bike was found after work. Cold bum ahoy!!
January 10, 2026 at 11:21 AM